Xavier: Hey, I’m Getting In The Shower. Wanna Help Me Out?

Xavier: Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?

Simon: ...Have you never taken a shower before?

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2 months ago

Simon spending all of the first season not trusting people and pushing them away and being actively hostile to anyone who looked semi-suspicious. then he gets people who he can rely on in season 2 and he's able to empathize more with Janet now that he's not in "It's up to ME and no one else, so nothing can stand in my way" mode.

There are still shades of the s1 tunnel-vision and hostility (he did. Kidnap Janet) but the crux of his plan in the cabin is still convincing Janet to come back to the school on her own terms, not just hiding out until the school is empty. Ultimately trusting Janet to stay on the dock and not run off again


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2 months ago

this is me when y’all shit on xavier/simon. like it’s never that serious guys 😭😭😭

sorry that you think my fictional ship is illegal. I actually consulted a fictional lawyer about it and he had a talk with a fictional cop about the fictional laws and then they both looked at me, and very seriously said "we'll allow it because it's hot."


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2 months ago

Mr. Martin: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.


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2 months ago

I was inspired by these headcanons for Xavier, I thought I’d do some for Simon!

I Was Inspired By These Headcanons For Xavier, I Thought I’d Do Some For Simon!

I feel he’d give hugs like Sam and Dean do from spn, not often but clinging on for dear life:

I Was Inspired By These Headcanons For Xavier, I Thought I’d Do Some For Simon!
I Was Inspired By These Headcanons For Xavier, I Thought I’d Do Some For Simon!
I Was Inspired By These Headcanons For Xavier, I Thought I’d Do Some For Simon!

y’all cannot convince me this man would enjoy any alone time, he would spiral so quickly fr:

I Was Inspired By These Headcanons For Xavier, I Thought I’d Do Some For Simon!

and I dunno about this last one but for some reason, it just resonated:

I Was Inspired By These Headcanons For Xavier, I Thought I’d Do Some For Simon!

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2 months ago

I know he was spiraling and didn’t think about the letter he wrote from a ghost to a living. But every time I think about this I’m like did bro just not take a minute after destroying everything in his room to literally think over everything he’s learned and done since “hallucination” Maddie started speaking to him???

Also that homo love letter 😭 thinking about that from the perspective of “Maddie is just a hallucination, this isn’t real” is insane to me. Bc if that were the case then bro your gay ass is showing (and I want you to pursue Xavier 💔), how would the writers of the show ever expect me to believe you were in love with Maddie if this alternative was the reality pls- 💀

actually the way Simon acted at the beginning of s2 is so insane. Bro thought he had a mental breakdown so bad he had incredibly detailed hallucinations for hours at a time and just. Did not tell anyone


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2 months ago

Xavier: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.

Claire: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.

Xavier: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

Claire: Yeah, perfect.


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2 months ago

my live reaction to when a new school spirits episode releases… like yes pls let’s get our spook on fr

simonssweater - ⟡ sae ⟡

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2 months ago

my brain is short circuiting at how much I NEED this omg

would we want hand holding magnetic charwall charms? holding two halves of a heart? GUYS WHAT WOULD YOU GUYS LIKE !!!


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2 months ago

it’s one of the most popular tags for the fandom, I’m trying to optimize the opportunity for more likes and reblogs bc it deserves to be seen and appreciated bff 😔💔

Wally: Charley, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?

Charley: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later

Wally: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Rhonda.

ok chat this is the last one for today ok

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