Simon, Nicole, And Claire Are Sitting On A Bench

*Comments under an image of a really hot knife cutting bread*

Wally: Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.

Rhonda: It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn't bleed, so it's not very useful.

Maddie: if you want information it is

Charley: why would you STAB a person when you can have TOAST?

OBSESSED WITH THIS ART STYLE FR

School spirits redraw pt 2

Maddie trying to convince Simon she’s not a figment of his imagination: You can trust me! Let's not forget who pulled you out of the river when you were six.

Simon: let's not forget who pushed me in…

SEASON 2 SPOILERS!!

here’s part two, y’all! all the memes I made wouldn’t fit into one post lmao

pt. 1 | — | pt. 3 | pt. 4

Maddie: I owe you one.

Wally: That’s ok. You can just date me and we’ll call it even.

The fact that Simon ever thought Maddy was a hallucination is so funny to me. Like did you hallucinate that gay ass letter to?

Rhonda pleading her case to her fellow spirits: Mothers and fuckers of the jury...

nah bc the mr martin to janet and the maddie, simon, xavier ones got me cracking up a little too hard 😭😭😭

Tried using incorrect quotes with School Spirits characters

Maddie: I'm gonna eat the chicken breasts! Simon, snickering: Yeah, eat what you lack. Nicole, deadpanning at Simon: Then maybe I should order brains on delivery for you.

Wally: So, they kissed me. Rhonda: And you kissed them back? Wally: No, I kissed their mouth.

Mr. Martin, to Janet: You're not Mario. Lets get something fucking straight, you're Luigi at best.

Charley: What’s your body count? Yuri: Do you mean sex or murder?

Wally, trying to flirt with Maddie: I think both of our families suck.

Yuri: Here is my wall of inspirational people. Dawn: Is that a picture of you? Yuri: Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.

Chloe: Did you miss me while I was gone? Claire: You were gone?

Maddie: Would you rather kill Xavier, or— Simon: Yes, kill them. Maddie: I didn’t say the other thing— Simon: I don’t need to hear it. Xavier: …I’m feeling a little unsafe.

Nicole: What’s sexting? Claire: I'm not having this conversation with you.

Sandra, holding in their laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing? Janet as Maddie: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language. Sandra: Sandra: Water you doing?

Wally: What’s sexting? Charley: I'm not having this conversation with you.

Maddie: *venting endlessly to Rhonda about their week* Rhonda, every once in a while: *in a monotone* Wow, that is so wild.

every time simon cries, i cry

but genuinely- i love how they’re writing his character. that he gets overwhelmed, with stress, with grief, with everything. and they let him cry. they let him get upset. he doesn’t just bottle things up- or, well, he does, but we get to see the fallout. it makes his character feel so much more real. simon i love you

I’m also obsessed with the way Simon side eyes her like pls everybody is tweaking so hard 😭😭😭

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