nah bc the mr martin to janet and the maddie, simon, xavier ones got me cracking up a little too hard ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Maddie:Â I'm gonna eat the chicken breasts! Simon, snickering:Â Yeah, eat what you lack. Nicole, deadpanning at Simon:Â Then maybe I should order brains on delivery for you.
Wally:Â So, they kissed me. Rhonda:Â And you kissed them back? Wally:Â No, I kissed their mouth.
Mr. Martin, to Janet:Â You're not Mario. Lets get something fucking straight, you're Luigi at best.
Charley: What’s your body count? Yuri: Do you mean sex or murder?
Wally, trying to flirt with Maddie:Â I think both of our families suck.
Yuri:Â Here is my wall of inspirational people. Dawn:Â Is that a picture of you? Yuri:Â Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.
Chloe:Â Did you miss me while I was gone? Claire:Â You were gone?
Maddie: Would you rather kill Xavier, or— Simon: Yes, kill them. Maddie: I didn’t say the other thing— Simon: I don’t need to hear it. Xavier: …I’m feeling a little unsafe.
Nicole: What’s sexting? Claire: I'm not having this conversation with you.
Sandra, holding in their laughter: Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing? Janet as Maddie: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language. Sandra: Sandra: Water you doing?
Wally: What’s sexting? Charley: I'm not having this conversation with you.
Maddie:Â *venting endlessly to Rhonda about their week* Rhonda, every once in a while:Â *in a monotone* Wow, that is so wild.
my live reaction to when a new school spirits episode releases… like yes pls let’s get our spook on fr
Mr. Martin: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.
oh god… this is gonna be so awkward to watch with other people omg ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ the excitement and dread fighting in my body rn pls-
season one < season two
Simon: Don't bite your lip so much. That's a really bad habit.
Xavier smirking: alright, fine. Can I bite yours instead?
still thinking about this scene… savier my beloved <3
Xavier: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.
Claire: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.
Xavier: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.
Claire: Yeah, perfect.
Charley: Wow, Yuri, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.
Yuri: We literally slept together yesterday.
Charley: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.
Rhonda: Quinn and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's-
Quinn: Sentences.
Rhonda: Don't interrupt me.
THE ICARLY ONE GOT ME GOOD PLS ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
School Spirits (actually just Simon Elroy) funny tumblr text memes
Maddie: I think we're missing something.
Wally: Teamwork?
Charley: Cohesion?
Rhonda: A general sense of what we’re doing?
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