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I love my cats so much because I give them food and affection and they give me a look that says be gone with you you useless peasant

Random thought…

So soulmate AUs right?

The wound swapping scar one. (I’ve been out of the game for a while)

What if. Danny and Jason died on the same day?

And Jason has an autopsy scar for reason I don’t know. It doesn’t make since to me, you preform them when you don’t know the cause of death or for research. Bruce knew what killed Jason. You could argue that it was Brucie Wayne but alternatively

Brucie would be crying so hard: Don’t hurt my baby any more! Please let’s lay him to rest with my parents..

So why would Jason randomly have the scar?

Danny’s Vivisection.

Everyone assumed it was an autopsy scar, but Bruce knows he didn’t do that.

Jason knows, he remember the night not long after the pits, he woke up screaming as his skin split apart blood pouring from his chest. He remembers his bones breaking and oh god somebody just let him die!

Damian remember watching his mother order people about as she tried to soothe Jason, from behind the cracked door. He remembers seeing the amount of blood pouring from his chest, and the sound of his bones snapping, from some magical force.

It was the night Damian decided to swear off soulmates.

How do I explain to normal people at my job that tomorrow is the biggest holiday of the year but only on this one website

What you mean Roman Reigns Is a trump supporter!!? Huh?!

je'von evans getting that iyo sky treatment from trick williams and oba femi

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

Sorry I haven’t posted much, I got very caught up at work. But fun story, Red Hood apparently is at a bunch of the drag shows downtown, like a few months ago when I was there I saw him, and then someone got a video of him at the one last weekend and put it on TikTok

no you know what you guys are right. reverse league son reveal. Jason comes back to Gotham and does his crime lord thing before tentatively starting a truce and returning to the batfam and one day Dick asks who Bruce’s favourite child is.

Bruce: i love all three of my sons equally.

Jason, without thinking: three? what about Damian?

Bruce:

Tim: who the fuck is Damian

Jason, freezing:

Jason:

Jason:

Bruce: *carefully* Jay, who is Damian?

Jason: I have to leave.

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Jason, on the phone with Damian: so i ALMOST blew it-

Damian: ?! BUT I AM NOT READY FOR FATHER TO KNOW ABOUT ME YET-

Jason: shut the fuck up i’m older than you- and i said ALMOST. i told them that Damian was the name of my imaginary twin back when i was a kid and that i’d just gotten muddled up after the resurrection.

Jason: so you’re in the clear but when we finally do introduce you, we’re gonna have to say that Talia let me name you and i named you after my imaginary twin.

Damian:

Damian: Ahki please do not tell them that.

Jason: no im gonna. you called me a twat last week. so im gonna.

Damian: god forbid a boy try to expand his vocabulary

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(in case you need a knife in the next two days for reasons unrelated to political assassinations)