Je'von Evans Getting That Iyo Sky Treatment From Trick Williams And Oba Femi

the group that is carlos sainz, fernando alonso, checo perez and franco colapinto have been labelled (in my head) as the spanish inquisition (yes i know, technically Argentinian and Mexican).

every time i see those clips of them gossiping my first thought is "no one ever expects the spanish inquisition".

EVERYONE NEEDS TO LOOK AT HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON UNTRAINABLE THE STAGE PLAY RN

the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also

*sighs* the garden gnomes are invading my dreamscape again

The shield footage with Dean casually absent....

they meant visor-

not a visa.

jesus christ

???

if you told 16 yo me that i'd be doing maths work for uni at 23:29 at night, i would have probably laughed and told you to fuck off

fic??? please :)

hc that jason todd has an instagram/youtube/tiktok account called gatsbyreviews (named after jay gatsby) where he posts reviews of various fictional media (mostly books). thing is, he always gives the reviews in the tone of a pissed-off drill sergeant explaining something for the third time to a particularly bone-headed group of rookies. so even when the review is positive, he sounds like he's passionately defending it in court. he does all his videos in a hoodie and sunglasses, so his identity isn't clear (especially since any viewers who could have recognized him somehow would know he's, y'know, dead) but the visible scars on the lower half of his face are an endless source of intrigue to people in the comments. someone once asked how tall he was, and he responded with a video of him silently stacking up books until the pile matched his height, then standing next to the pile for several seconds before playing jenga with it and eventually knocking it over, as jenga usually ends up going. another youtuber uses the books to find jason's height (the guy in question is real, his name is shane fanx and he's known as the asian height guy) and when it's revealed that he's fucking 6'3 all his viewers start losing their minds. they talk more than ever about this massive, scarred man with the biteable thighs and passion for literature. he gains thousands of followers overnight, people are thirsting in his comments, and jason's just like "hey wtf have i gotten myself into"

on the bright side, he stops thinking he's the ugliest member of the family. after all, when hundreds or thousands of random people on the internet are thirsting over you without seeing your full face, it's hard to keep thinking you're hideous.