Funeral of the dead butterflies when he's out during Green noon: I came out here to attack people and I'm honestly having such a good time right now.
Random agent: You're... Still attacking people
Random agent 2: Shut up *first agent's name*, ordeals aren't people
(In my personal experience, FOTDB really likes attacking Green noon ordeals, which spawned this idea when I saw the incorrect quotes when I was using a generator)
The powerpuff girls could kill Macbeth!
Yes, Bubbles, Blossom, and Buttercup from Powerpuff Girls could kill Macbeth!
Due to being artificially created from a concoction of sugar, spice, everything nice, and Chemical X by Professor Utonium, the three of them all apply for the Gender Clause, Unconventional Birth Clause, and Birth Parent Clause! Thank you for your submission!
this is what i imagined would happen after A Miser Brothers Christmas
LET THE BROS HUG IT OUT GOD DAMMIT
I am become woman
The true OTP of Wonderlab is Titania and Oberon/Nobody Is and you cannot change my mind on that.
"what? didn't you read about this in my file?"
commissions
Imagine Ben messing with a laser pointer and Rook tries to catch the red dot.
rook is never beating the cat allegations
more gijinka doodles. im obsessed with them
[id: 3 drawings of hollow knight characters as humans. the first is a drawing of hornet shaking hands with adora from she ra. they are both thinking about catra and lace, who have the same smug expression. hornet has dark skin and short white hair, and is wearing a red cloak over a dark red tunic. the second drawing is of lurien saying “for king beloved…” with his hands clasped. he has medium skin and long brown hair, and is wearing a blue vest over a lighter blue shirt. behind him are monomon and herrah. monomon says “’beloved?’ gayass” and herrah says “gayass”. monomon has dark skin and hair, and is wearing a green cloak over a light green dress. herrah has slightly lighter dark skin and hair, and is wearing a grey sleeveless shirt. the final drawing is a sketch of the pale king and lurien. the pale king says “i just threw a bunch of babies in a pit” and lurien replies “i want you so bad”. end id]
Okay this is kinda a stupid thought I had once I got over the craziness of Odysseus.
All the like middle aged men are dead cuz of the war except for the weak and cowardly
And now Odysseus has killed all the suitors which was basically all the younger men of Ithaca. Plus some faraway princes and such
So in doing that he basically made Telemachus the most eligible bachelor in all of Ithaca and the neighboring kingdom.
His first day as a dad and he’s already wingmaning his son
Quick! There's not enough time! Vote for Queen of Hatred!
Why am I still getting likes and Followers, the UpperMoon incorrect quotes series was a joke