More Gijinka Doodles. Im Obsessed With Them

did you know that moby dick is gay

the book

the book is gay

i haven't still read far enough to know about the whale's sexual orientation

but the narrator ishmael is very gay

for this man queequeg

queequeg literally brought their foreheads together and said "we're married"

As the person who sent that, I am willing to find Roland and murder him for taking away Jae-Heon's attempt at bringing back his son 😌

I truly believe Jae-Heon did nothing wrong and will fight anyone who disagrees

- Sincerely, a Jae-Heon fan

My sincerest thanks, you really know how to flatter a man. If anyone wishes to complain to me about anything I've done, I will redirect you to the anon in this post. 🧵

I love how Sevenseven is constantly humilated whenever he appears. He really is the pathetic blorbo of the family. I bet most people who hire him are like "Damn SixSix was already taken guess I'll have to go with SevenSeven"

Oh my god. You’re so right. He really is a pathetic little meow meow.

Even when he was working together with SixSix, he was the one getting pushed down a flight of stairs while SixSix was using bombs.

“I couldn’t get SixSix.”

“Yeah, he can be hard to get a hold of. We can just get EightEight.”

“I called her first, she wouldn’t take the job.”

“Oh. …We’re going to have to hire SevenSeven aren’t we?”

“…Yeah.”

“Goddammit.”

Okay this is kinda a stupid thought I had once I got over the craziness of Odysseus.

All the like middle aged men are dead cuz of the war except for the weak and cowardly

And now Odysseus has killed all the suitors which was basically all the younger men of Ithaca. Plus some faraway princes and such

So in doing that he basically made Telemachus the most eligible bachelor in all of Ithaca and the neighboring kingdom.

His first day as a dad and he’s already wingmaning his son

I love this game

limbus company is a wild game. you play as a nonbinary amnesiac who got their head cut off and responded by replacing it with a flaming wall clock, whose second job is to (ineffectually, at first) be the manager of a group of people on a bus and whose first job is to revive and heal them anytime anything happens, which is all the time. your party is comprised of a dour scientist who has a habit of speaking in poetry, a mysterious white haired genius implied to be in a constant mental discord call with different versions of herself across multiple universes, an autistic woman who named her shoes after a fictional horse and turns into an ancient and powerful vampire if they're ever taken off, a swordswoman who speaks a third of her mind in acronyms and loves to murder people "artistically", an autistic frenchman built like a fridge who refuses to be a person unless ordered to, a long haired rich pretty boy who accidentally pisses people off with his sheltered behavior half the time and pretends to be dumber than he is to purposefully annoy people the other half, a british thug whose entire plot could have been solved by just spitting it out and also turned into a wolf monster for a bit, a ginger who got bored of her office job and decided to get on a boat and hunt whales about it, a russian gambler whose mental health and self image are rapidly deteriorating while she is also getting progressively worse at hiding it, a young man who is really in over his head while also being very good at killing people who also is weirdly good at translating the earlier mentioned swordswoman's acronyms, a kiss-ass former military woman who would probably kill everyone else in the party if she thought she could get away with it, and a german former-soldier who got a mutant bug arm and intense ptsd and depression. there's also the all powerful guide who tells you where to go who is legally not allowed to be too helpful and is also perpetually sick of your shit, and the strange girl who drives the bus you all ride in without a license or a lick of training. also the bus looks like a train. add onto the fact that most of the characters and their backstories are references to classic literature, and you have what is possibly the world's MOST dysfunctional dnd party.

we love this fucking game.

"So like, the Lotus Eaters were just hypnotized dudes, but the fandom turned them into cute little creatures. And Jorge made that canon. Then people got confused and assumed the Winions were the same creature as the Lotus Eaters, and eventually, it became canon that the WERE the same creature. So now, the Lotus Eaters and the Winions are actually the same species. Also the Winions is the company the Jorge now owns. Also the winions are us"

literally its so fun being abnormal about christianity and also being christian because i just said "id kiss judas with tongue" in front of my pastor and she squinted at me and went "do you need to be removed from council or are you going to be normal?"

P’andor and Bivalvan went from “I Hate You” (genuine) to “I Hate You” (sarcastic)

Alternatively: Enemies (derogatory) to Enemies (affectionate)

this is the canon we deserve

wuthering heights in memes

edgar linton getting to heaven and looking to be reunited with his beloved wife catherine:

hareton meeting catherine for the first time:

ghost catherine out on the moors waiting for heathcliff to fucking croak already:

heathcliff at his window for the 20th consecutive night in a row waiting for ghost cathy to come back again:

hindley bonding with baby hareton:

hindley and heathcliff the entire novel:

hindley when he lets heathcliff take advantage of his alcohol-related debt by becoming his creditor:

If Zs'Skayr had children of his own would that be fucked up or what