I Absolutely Hate This

Welp I'm back here again

no tv show will ever be able to resolve a m/m/f love triangle as perfectly and as weirdly as Hannibal, in which the woman kisses one of the guys, sleeps with the other one, then decides "actually, never mind, you're both awful!" and marries a rich lesbian instead - and, while this is all going on, the guys develop a weird homoerotic obsession with each other culminating in them going off a cliff together. truly unhinged and unmatched

Do you think Jess remembers Aaron had spies or whatever in season 1?

The villan in a horror fic, oh no.

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Messaging people for the first time is so hard. What am I supposed to say? Like, "You seem really odd and your blog intrigues me. Do you want to have philosophical conversations or perhaps talk about fictional characters?" What! Whatever. I will just follow you back and stare at your blog with my big beautiful brown eyes.

I wanna take this and run with it

wicked thoughts brewing tbh i'm sorry for what's about to happen.

anyway i'm deciding nana's alias name is aya hoshino and her real name is nana akabane because the number 7 (meaning of her name) is apparently significant in buddhism because they celebrate the 7th day of a newborn's life and grieve 7 days after someone's death and i think that's cool since nana is a shad descendant in my rewrite.

nekoette's new name is tsubame (swallow bird).

dante becomes dante akabane bc i said so.

us tv: reviewed 

^^^

okay so you were probably joking about the whole starting a minecraft server for aphblr but im actually working on doing it. we need to get more people before we get it started to see what kind of server everyone is interested in. you wanna join in?

Absolutely, yes I do.

I wasn’t joking btw I was like dead serious I need to be able to blow up your houses and have a reason to be cancelled out of this fandom. (/hj)

Let’s do it.

Pirate Cadenza Au

So I love the idea of Cadena being a pirate queen especially post-time skip so imagine,

After being turned into a chicken the first time (still a red chicken), Castor quickly gets it fixed. Cadenza enjoys freedom so much that she asks Castor if he would be willing to dye one of his chickens red so that she could spend some time outside of the village. Castor agrees to dye a chicken and give her a communication pendant if anything goes wrong, and she is on her way.

While Cadenza is living her best life having found a small band of pirates and quickly becoming captain.

Laurence comes looking for Cadenza and is told that Cadenza was turned into a chicken and he hasn't been able to change her back. Laurance goes back every few days to check on chicken Cadenza and eventually befriends Castor. One night, the two get drunk and Castor spills the beans. Now that Lauarnce knows Castor gives him the Communication pendant as proof as well as for general safety.

Didn't know I needed this

is there an aphmau/aaron/zane throuple niche around here 😗