Here's A Quote I Saw Today

Meanwhile in the a parallel universe:

Shield: How did you defeat Captain America?

Hydra: We shot him in the legs because his shield is the size of a dinner plate and he's an idiot.

Ok but can we look at how support the mum is and how happy he is to find out he's a dad???

why is the metal community so pressed abt this it’s literally hilarious. 10/10. love it. i want it.

Sam: yell the first word that comes to mind

Y/n: DADDY!!

*bucky: looks at Y/n*

Y/n: i meant bucky

Tony: You have both tried your best. And failed miserable. The lesson is never try.

Steve:

Bucky: i didnt fail to kill your parents

Tony:

Tony: SON OF A BITCH

Steve: okay.. *leaves*

Game night #1

Tony: Orange, "first to mess up loses a card; hangover helpers." uhhh gatorade

Bruce: a nice breakfast

Valkyrie: hangover? What is this?

Tony: you actually need to stop drinking to get a hangover valkyrie.

Valkyrie: that is lose, lose situation

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

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gay

bisexual

transgender

queer

pansexual

demisexual

ace

hopeless romantics

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the whole spectrum etc…

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No not even a single soul:

Zemo:

Yoga instructeur: release on the sounds trapped in your mind

Bucky, wanda: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA