Shu: (freezing) It's Kinda Cold

So like anyone here like the school for good and evil???

No not even a single soul:

Zemo:

Sam: if you had to choose walker or whatever money i have in my pocket what would you choose?

Walker: bucky *smiles*

Bucky: how much do you have?

Sam: one cent

Bucky: i'll take it

Walker: BUCKY!!!

Y/n: so if you were in this age group you are most likely to experience a serious violent crime: 10-12, 13-16, 18-21, 15-18

Loki: 10-12

Y/n: no its 18-21

Loki: clearly this is not based off my life

Y/n: yeah im not going to open that can of worms

Bonus :

Y/n: you next.

Nat: alright shoot

Y/n: men in this state statistically buy small sized protection: Pennsylvania, Kentucky,

Nat: Missisipi

Y/n: i didnt even-

Y/n: thats right

Nat: i knew it

Loki: now that is a can of worms i would like to open

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

Ok but like how do you say "No" to this.

Things Bucky says while he is eating you out (Bucky x female reader)

18+ only, Minors DNI

***************************************

“You taste so fucking good baby”

“You are so wet for me honey”

“Gonna eat you till you cry sweetheart”

“Gushing for me baby, gonna make you cum so hard”

“Thats it princess, open that pussy up for me”

“You are the sweetest thing I have tasted all day”

“Wanna suck on your pretty clit baby”

“Eyes on me honey, need to see your eyes while my tongue is inside”

“Wanna hear you sweetheart, need to hear those pretty moans while I’m eating you”

“Fuck yes princess, fuck that pussy into my mouth”

“Please baby, need to taste you again, please let me taste you”

“Ass up sugar, I wanna eat you from behind”

“Not yet baby, need to make you cum on my tongue again”

“Making my beard so wet gorgeous, gonna smell like you all day”

“Fuck baby can’t get enough of this pussy”

“Thats it honey, ride my fucking tongue”

“Nothing tastes as good as you baby”

“Use my mouth honey, my mouth is yours, my tongue is yours”

“Love it when you cum hard on my tongue beautiful”

“Please baby I need it, I need your cum in my mouth”

“One more gorgeous, one more on daddy’s tongue”

“Mmmmmm yes baby, fuck, don’t stop cumming for me, gonna swallow all that cum”

“Fuck yes sweetheart, love seeing those eyes rolling back with my tongue deep inside”

“Feed me my pussy baby, give it to me”

Here's a quote I saw today

"I want AI to do my laundry and dishes so I can do art and writing, not for AI to do my art and writing so I can do my laundry and dishes"

- Joanna Maciejewska

Sam: yell the first word that comes to mind

Y/n: DADDY!!

*bucky: looks at Y/n*

Y/n: i meant bucky

Steve: what do you want to eat?

WinterSoldier: the souls of the innocent

Bucky: a bagel

WinterSoldier: NO!

Bucky: two bagels