The Only Accurate Versions Of Batman Are Stinky Lil Sad Boy Emo Bruce Who Listens To Nirvanna In The

The only accurate versions of Batman are stinky lil sad boy emo bruce who listens to nirvanna in the dark and applies eyeliner without a mirror, and super dilf Bruce Wayne who adopts 12 new orphans a day.

That will be all.

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