Hello My Millions Of Followers On Tumblr Dot Com Waking This Blog Back Up From The Brink Of Death To

The nerve of you just to INSINUATE that I or my partner Skin are homosexual is absurd. Wipe that comically large smile off your face, Lilia, and go back to mutating. I’m going to burn this weathered scroll and imprison this fell raven right now so Skin doesn’t have to see this. All the worst,

-Bones

WHAT’S IT LIKE BEING GAY YOURSELF?????? HUH, PUNK????????

Sincerely,

-Bones

wonderful!! i love being a homosexual with a partner, dont you? :D

Many such cases

Imagine you're an Elder Demon at the Elder Demon family gathering and you're laughing about cousin Valgavoth who went and got sealed in a human house and disappeared... And then cousin Valgavoth shows up! And you ask him hey weren't you sealed in a house? And he's like "yeah I ate it" and you're like "you ate the house" and he's like "and everything else, yeah. The whole plane really" and now your parents are talking about how cool cousin Valgavoth is and wouldn't it be great if YOU ate an entire plane like he did

Huge if true.

Great News Everyone

aromanticism

Incredibly specific reference but getting massive Duskmourn vibes from these

@funnier-as-a-system

so can we start hunting down white liberals now or what

Rams and Lilia to Skin and Bones and also Skin and Bones to Rams and also Luca to Lilia and also…

@milo-the-mage @marethyu-42 get mentioned idiots you (milo) asked for this

Wuh oh wuh oh sick alert

It’s probably because of The Curse.

i think she remembers the time i brought snacks for them...

shes been standing by me and giving me a Look for several minutes now

“Hey, my wife and I saw you from across the bar and we really hate your vibe. We’re taking your money no matter what but if you want you could also be our third.”

So there's the idea of "kitchen table poly," AKA "everyone in the polycule needs to be able to sit at a kitchen table together and get along like friends."

One of my roommates just came up with a counter idea, which is "poker table poly." Everyone in the polycule must be enemies. No one is allowed to get too chummy or they're kicked out. They all also likely owe eachother money.

Brilliant art of a terrible person. God I hate them so much. Just like them to have a vanity portrait commissioned. Incredible line work and lovely colors. They tried to kill me once, and for at MOST one good reason. I want their boots.

rams, my warlock :] i love them very much, they’ve seen horrid things