“Hey, My Wife And I Saw You From Across The Bar And We Really Hate Your Vibe. We’re Taking Your Money

Any queer man in fiction can’t have a healthy relationship. All they know is pining, divorce, cause the apocalypse, wear silly costume, fight they homo boyfriend, trauma, be disastrous, eat hot chip & lie.

Thought this was a TMA post for a hot second and was contemplating an AU in which this was how Jon got marked by The Desolation

(John voice) arthur what is a homosexual

“Note that if you do this, you’ll likely be a pretty lonely person” falsehoods. I have a partner. And six of the worst people to ever live.

Wikihow - How to Develop the Perfect Evil Stare / How to Do an Evil Glare / How to Look Evil / How to Do an Evil Laugh

Just finished eb100 and it is indeed insane. Everything is wrong with Wato. There is no resolution to any arc. This is not okay

whitepine tomorrow!! whoa!

Chronic pain and the Thoughts are both really tough, I’m sorry— lmk how I can support! At least we have the Thoughts (gay) as reconciliation.

Still need to watch those April fools videos! Those and Andrew Gaming are at the top of my list.

SORRY, SILKSONG?????

a summary of my thoughts rn, in order of prevalence:

- ow (the chronic Pain is bad. and also weird nausea)

- gay yearning. soo much gay yearning.

- the Thoughts. no further clarification will be given; the Thoughts are bad. also the Worry

- kww... 100eb... thinking abt those april fools video. not normal!! in the slightest!!!

- silksong!

- math class im in. i guess.

Listen, I love a guttural scream in a field as much as the next person, but I think uninterrupted sleep for anything longer than a week would fundamentally alter my brain chemistry

-nlue

No but my devious wiles and inexorable charisma would allow me to turn them on each other, thereby granting me an edge. If they formed a polycule I’d be cooked tho

Gender is but one of many things I would assist my acquaintances in transing.

Reblog if you’d be okay if your friend came out as transgender

let’s see how many transphobics we can weed out

So this is what greatness feels like. The masses adore me. I am like a god, adored by millions. My influence is unlimited. From the stars to the sea all shall hear my voice. Moots may look under the cut for timeless wisdom and ageless insight. All others must simply bask in my presence

(I censored all of your urls because I didn’t want to dox you and I don’t know Tumblr etiquette please don’t make fun of me)