Mission

Last night's dream. If I have to experience this weed-induced acid trip, so do you.

Someone decided to commit a murder with poison to make it less likely to get caught. Poisoned the basket of apples, as you do. David ate one and within seconds went down dramatically in front of everyone.

Except instead of killing him, it did the Snow White "sleeping death" thing. He wasn't dead, he was just in a magic coma. MonoTV as usual made a mistake and instead of giving the class belladonna gave them whatever kind of poison that is.

The class spent 10 minutes staring at David collapsed on the floor trying to figure out what to do. He's not dead, so no trial, but he won't wake up either unless they can find his true love to kiss him. Whit made the obvious joke the true love was Xander who already bit the big one, "so RIP David, I guess."

The choices are either have everyone kiss David to see what happens (rejected by everyone for fear someone's kiss will be so rancid it kills David and makes that person the blackened), or commit to the bit, put him in a glass coffin, and let this nonsense cause chaos on the outside.

Last thing that happened before waking up was Teruko sitting bedside with David during the 3-6 business weeks it takes to get a glass coffin without help of Amazon, and talking about how her bad luck will have this reversed by the next trial. The universe will not let her catch a break and let a trial run smoothly, therefore David will be fine.

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i wanna try an experiment

reblog for sample size pls thx

My pretty boy he's so cool and beautiful ♡♡♡

not if I have anything to say about it!

☹️

Korekiyo fan. I understand he’s creepy.

in all three danganronpa games, who was your least favorite/wanted to die the most character in each game??

Oh boy. Okay um

THH: Sayaka Maizono (hate her next question)

SDR2: Ultimate impostor (there can be only one shhhh)

V3: Korekiyo (he was creeping me out TwT)

aa1 edgeworth be like

Moonpaw and… Snowkit?!? Au

One day Moonpaw gets abducted by Twolegs like Leafpaw was in the New Prophecy. Instead of escaping however, she ends up getting stuck in a Twoleg den with a kittypet.

The kittypet is an old, white tom with claw scars on his shoulder. He is also deaf, though Moonpaw thinks that it’s just from old age.

The Kittypet is named Snowy. He can understand Moonpaw a bit through lip reading, but they still struggle to communicate with one another. Still, he does manage to answer some of Moonpaw’s questions.

“How did you get those scars?” -Moonpaw

“I’don’t remember. I’was young.” -Snowy

Snowy ends up telling Moonpaw about how he’s moved owners a couple of times, and has now ended up here. But he’s deeply unhappy being a kittypet since he’s really lonely, so when Moonpaw offers him a place back in ThunderClan, Snowy quickly agrees to help in her escape plan.

The two end up getting freed and make it back to clan territory where a patrol finds them. The patrol is happy that Moonpaw’s okay, but is distrustful of Snowy until Moonpaw vouches for him. Squirrelstar herself is on the patrol, and makes the decision to allow Snowy to join the clan as an elder.

The patrol lead the two back to camp and Snowy watches Moonpaw intently so he doesn’t miss what she’s saying as she tells him about the clan. Moonpaw is told to help Snowy settle in the elder’s den and they head in that direction.

The elders are telling each other stories when the two walk in. Every cat’s heads turn to face them, but one in particular recognizes Snowy. It’s the kit he failed to save. The kit he wanted as an apprentice, despite the fact that the white kit was deaf and everyone else doubted he could be a warrior without being able to hear.

“S-Snowkit?”

Everyone stares at Brackenfur. Brambleclaw looks at Snowy again. He sees Snowy’s scars, and remembers the hawk.

when Squirrelstar calls the meeting to announce that Snowy will be joining the clan, the clan doesn’t just welcome an old lonely kittypet into the clan,

they welcome the deaf cat that was taken from his home so long ago as well.

…they did WHAT now?

I feel completely betrayed by the Fahrenheit 451 2018 movie. Like, why would you age up the 17 year old girl who's supposed to have a daughter like bond with the main character to make her a love interest, when the main character already has a wife. In fact, they completely removed her because they didn't wanna show cheating, when she was extremely important in the book. Like... Huh?

Bennitto

this is not going to be the good news you were hoping for..

but yesterday, Bennitto unfortunately passed away.

on Monday our neighbor had found 3 wild baby bunnies after her dog brought them to her. There were around 5-6 days old because their eyes had started to open and they were developing fur, but their ears were still flat. Two of the babies died of shock. My mom went over with some kitten formula we had (a story for another day) to help care for them. To my surprise, my mom brought him home to care for him. that first night was scary to me. I was worried he wouldn’t make it. I had something similar happen to me in the past (the possum incident) and I was scared of the pain that would come if he died. But my mom comforted me and I pushed foward

For six days, me and my mom bottle fed him. He was placed in my room so I had a lot of moments with him. And I admit it, I got attached. I ended up naming him Bennito because I wanted to name him Bennett after the character from genshin impact (my mom suggested naming him Lucky) and when I was feeding him I sang peppito to him so those names fused into Bennito. One day Bennito managed to escape his little container and we moved him to a larger box. We started to provide him with solid food and water. yesterday I noticed Bennito wasn’t swallowing the formula I was giving him. That he was having trouble staying up right. I texted my mom, (she was in another room and my door was locked) and we concluded he might be dying.

eventually I realized he was going limp and texted my mom. I don’t no how long it took. We were with for every second. We wanted him to die warm and loved. And eventually. Bennito took his last breathe

I don’t really know why I’m typing my heart out here. Maybe it’s to stop people from asking me about Bennito. Maybe it’s to sort through my feelings. But what I do know is that I loved Bennito. And that it hurt when he died.

Rest in peace bennito