Last night's dream. If I have to experience this weed-induced acid trip, so do you.
Someone decided to commit a murder with poison to make it less likely to get caught. Poisoned the basket of apples, as you do. David ate one and within seconds went down dramatically in front of everyone.
Except instead of killing him, it did the Snow White "sleeping death" thing. He wasn't dead, he was just in a magic coma. MonoTV as usual made a mistake and instead of giving the class belladonna gave them whatever kind of poison that is.
The class spent 10 minutes staring at David collapsed on the floor trying to figure out what to do. He's not dead, so no trial, but he won't wake up either unless they can find his true love to kiss him. Whit made the obvious joke the true love was Xander who already bit the big one, "so RIP David, I guess."
The choices are either have everyone kiss David to see what happens (rejected by everyone for fear someone's kiss will be so rancid it kills David and makes that person the blackened), or commit to the bit, put him in a glass coffin, and let this nonsense cause chaos on the outside.
Last thing that happened before waking up was Teruko sitting bedside with David during the 3-6 business weeks it takes to get a glass coffin without help of Amazon, and talking about how her bad luck will have this reversed by the next trial. The universe will not let her catch a break and let a trial run smoothly, therefore David will be fine.
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dawg its been 4 years and i NEVER touched CRK until literally a week ago and now.... . ..
anyways i been toying with a littl AU because Pure Vanilla fixation hit me like a bullet train and Avatar of Destiny has me having all sorts of AU thoughts and feelings
edit: tumblr mobile keeps screwing up my posts when i try to add a read more or reorder stuff so i just gotta have it as it is sorry yall
so i see a lot of people saying the avatar is a Beast version of PV but.... but consider
what if this was an AU where PV insisted that Lily use him to find the secret to perfection instead of going to the witches. . .. what if he loved her so much that he would sacrifice himself to see her find what would fulfill her
what if it all went wrong and he became something else entirely because of it...... because some secrets were never meant to be tampered with. ... ..
As someone who likes to take things a bit too seriously, what would happen if this occurred in a Danganronpa game? Who would be held accountable: Eva or Wolfgang.
Wolfgang would be the one to pull the trigger and kill himself, but Eva was the one to give him the gun. While in normal circumstances this would probably be ruled a su*cide, Wolfgang seems to be unaware that it is a gun he’s about to use.
eva hand me the damn dryer
So I was looking through Alastor’s wiki and found this gem of information
Now I want to see a fanfic where Alastor somehow loses his Microphone and is mute for the entire day. The possibilities for shenanigans and angst are endless.
YOU! How DARE YOU Improve my post!!!!!
I was just thinking about Pokémon Legends Z-A and wondered if someone was eebby deebied like Ingo, who would it be?
I then saw a potential Mega Glimmora design and wondered if Paldea would be represented in Legends Z-A?
GUYS!
What If LARRY gets sent to historic France?!?
Thany kou @gl1tched-r4bb1t
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Thank you so much to @gemmahale and @cosmicpro for the tag!!
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Thanks for the Shimo angst! (Shimo was one of the people who investigated Kei’s body (if that’s alright with you))
Hey, for fanfare, what would be the side effects of being exposed to Kei’s blood? Im specifically asking about it in the context of one of the students who investigates Kei’s body during the investigation. How would that affect the student in the days afterwards during chapter 2?
Well, it's pretty much the same as getting radiation poisoning.
Fatigue, fever, nausea, vomiting, etc...
As for the early side effects, within a few hours things like gastrointestinal issues would start occuring (hence the vomiting and nausea), plus headache, fever, even skin burns. So... yeah!
And as for days afterwards, it can cause internal bleeding, possible infections due to the immune system being weakened, and depending on the amound of blood (if it was a tiny bit you should be fine), it can even result in death.
or in other words, since Aroha had slit Kei's throat, they were practically doomed already even if they didn't get caught!
not if I have anything to say about it!
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So I was looking through Alastor’s wiki and found this gem of information
Now I want to see a fanfic where Alastor somehow loses his Microphone and is mute for the entire day. The possibilities for shenanigans and angst are endless.
I have a cat named Patches
hi von, it's the same anon with the calf named pepper! pepper is healthy, but no other calves have been born so pepper is very lonely.
i actually came to your asks again because i need some help.
do you have any cat names? i just noticed one of my 11 cats is not fat, but aggressively pregnant.
WELCOME TO THE WORLD PEPPER!!!!!!
cats usually come in bunches of like six. so ill give you EIGHT names just in case there are extras. i went with a theme here
bowtie
button
pompom
ribbon
stitch
patches
zipper
zigzag