This Is A Terrible Time To Be Alive *remembers The Latter Half Of The 14th Century* This Is A Not So

Got Von Lycaon from the standard banner at 50 pulls, now I just need to get Ellen to come home like that

Just remembered that Samus Aran has genetic modifications, and then thought about her saying “Scott Steiner math” and now I’m surprised nobody ever uses that for incorrect quote memes cause like, “I’m a genetic freak, I’m not normal…” and “I got 141 2/3 chance of winning” are some insane quotes. Especially in full quotation

i don't know the etiquette for posting other peoples tiktoks but the delivery of this punchline hit me like a FUCKING TRUCK please

NikhilClayton <- you should follow this guy on tiktok he's fucking hilarious

“Which character is your favorite?”

Being part of a fandom where every character is likable or there is a larger ensemble cast where everyone is a good character means everyone is your favorite in the same way as the scientific concept of equilibrium. Like my favorite is usually just whichever one I last saw a post or interacted with media for, but I interact with media for all of them constantly cause they are all likable. This results in the favorite spot in my brain being exactly like equilibrium, where people think that means it’s just all split equally and that’s that, but really it’s actually that it’s dynamic and always switching back and forth to average in a tie between them all, so like yes it is all of them but no it is not a consistent non-moving thing, it’s something constantly changing but that doesn’t mean they aren’t all my favorites, ya know?

Old man who lives in the mountains with his pet wolves

Ladies the tests came back and it said I’m only poisonous in very large doses. Can we hang

hit me 🃏

I am extremely online but in like the Loser Way. if you try to make me use instagram or tiktok I fumble around with it like a grandma who has never seen a phone before. if you send me a tumblr screenshot however, I will tell you that not only have I already seen the original post but that I'm mutuals with OP