Got Von Lycaon From The Standard Banner At 50 Pulls, Now I Just Need To Get Ellen To Come Home Like That

Do you ever write out a multi-paragraph rebuttal to something and then think "actually I do not want to get involved in this" and close it

good riddance live

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this might be my favorite tiktok i have ever seen. absolute gold through and through

Just remembered that Samus Aran has genetic modifications, and then thought about her saying “Scott Steiner math” and now I’m surprised nobody ever uses that for incorrect quote memes cause like, “I’m a genetic freak, I’m not normal…” and “I got 141 2/3 chance of winning” are some insane quotes. Especially in full quotation

People mistaking fanon as canon irl

you’ve heard of the mortifying ordeal of being known, now get ready for the

happy portal/team fortress 2/my little pony friendship is magic/ fallout day

eveeyones got it wrong your mid 20s arent for going to the club or partying or picking up new crafts. your 20s are for discovering how much more autistic you are than you thought you were in high school

THIS BOOTHILL WANTER BECAME A BOOTHILL HAVER IN THE MOST BOOTHILL WAY POSSIBLE, MADE OFF LIKE A BANDIT, WE GOT BOOTHILL AT 32 PULLS.

Then I decided since it was so early I’d go for his light cone.

Bad news I lost the 50/50

Good news, I lost the 50/50 at 24 pity so I went again

Better news I got his lightcone at 20 pity.

Final results:

3 Five stars

- 1 Character at 32 pity: 40 pulls total

- 2 Weapons at 24 Pity and 20 Pity Respectively: 50 pulls total

Just to top it off, an absurd number of four stars

15 Four stars

- 2 Landaus Choice, 5 Secret Vow, 1 Subscribe for more, 1 Resolution

- 1 Pela, 1 Guinaifen, 1 Hook, 1 Tingyun, 1 Luka, 1 Qingque