just got back from the doctor.... poodle in my blood 😞
"no talk to me >:|"
Stitching Stories in the Autumn Canopy
i am so about walking around museums and holding hands
Me: so i was playing with my doohickey
Girl: doohickey?
Me: yeah... like, a dingaling?
Stupid girl: idk what that is, a doohickey?
Me: it interfaces with a whatchamacallit. like before before you used a playstation to grok the space
Dumb whore: i'm.. i'm not sure would you..
Me winning: you unwashed bitch you studpid fuckign
Me: oh yeah, if you think school photography is hard now, try imagining doing this with film.
The new girl: what's film?
Me: ... film. Like... film that goes in a film camera.
New girl: what's that mean?
Me: ... before cameras were digital.
New girl: how did you do it before digital?
Me:... with film? I haven't had enough coffee for this conversation
to understand any sci fi show or movie, you just gotta know what the state of pop sci was at the time it was made and and what neoliberalism is and you're gold
people shouldn't have scents, nor textures
behind this soft exterior is a luxury interior with high quality materials and thoughtful, refined details