Me: So I Was Playing With My Doohickey

Me: so i was playing with my doohickey

Girl: doohickey?

Me: yeah... like, a dingaling?

Stupid girl: idk what that is, a doohickey?

Me: it interfaces with a whatchamacallit. like before before you used a playstation to grok the space

Dumb whore: i'm.. i'm not sure would you..

Me winning: you unwashed bitch you studpid fuckign

Me: oh yeah, if you think school photography is hard now, try imagining doing this with film.

The new girl: what's film?

Me: ... film. Like... film that goes in a film camera.

New girl: what's that mean?

Me: ... before cameras were digital.

New girl: how did you do it before digital?

Me:... with film? I haven't had enough coffee for this conversation