Coptic Textile, 6th - 10th Century.

POV you are about to skewer me on your lance. i'm not even paying attention just go for it

2011

Customer: TWIN TURBO NISMO DMV: TT AS IN BREAST Verdict: ACCEPTED

why is my pencil talking

this orgasm could've been an email

what of one who can do both?

babies two

Me: so i was playing with my doohickey

Girl: doohickey?

Me: yeah... like, a dingaling?

Stupid girl: idk what that is, a doohickey?

Me: it interfaces with a whatchamacallit. like before before you used a playstation to grok the space

Dumb whore: i'm.. i'm not sure would you..

Me winning: you unwashed bitch you studpid fuckign

Me: oh yeah, if you think school photography is hard now, try imagining doing this with film.

The new girl: what's film?

Me: ... film. Like... film that goes in a film camera.

New girl: what's that mean?

Me: ... before cameras were digital.

New girl: how did you do it before digital?

Me:... with film? I haven't had enough coffee for this conversation

#graft

eat?

i love to make binaries. the duality of women. gotta keep bifurcating. that is the only way to reveal truth. the duality of scribbling in notebook. the duality of taking a lil nap. dae? dae? light and dark. the constant struggle. terra nullius, terra nullius, terra nullius. God grants you the power of seeing two things and the duty to make them real.