Slovaks Are A Wise People. The Tatra Mountains Raise Good Children

transcends expectations, wow!

must write

Me: so i was playing with my doohickey

Girl: doohickey?

Me: yeah... like, a dingaling?

Stupid girl: idk what that is, a doohickey?

Me: it interfaces with a whatchamacallit. like before before you used a playstation to grok the space

Dumb whore: i'm.. i'm not sure would you..

Me winning: you unwashed bitch you studpid fuckign

Me: oh yeah, if you think school photography is hard now, try imagining doing this with film.

The new girl: what's film?

Me: ... film. Like... film that goes in a film camera.

New girl: what's that mean?

Me: ... before cameras were digital.

New girl: how did you do it before digital?

Me:... with film? I haven't had enough coffee for this conversation

the innumerable butterfly effects exerted on human relations by the fact that in text messages you have to think of something to talk about or you essentially disappear, whereas if you lie your head on someone’s shoulder you can’t disappear

it could enter me

Celtic Silver Mounted Lapis Lazuli Studded Bronze Sword. 6th Century BC?.

to quote a film:

“What? Like, a disabled protagonist? How would that even work? How could someone with a disability be the hero in an action show?” local anime trash boy wonders while sitting next to his box sets of Full Metal Alchemist, showing no hint of irony or self awareness.