A Secret Blend Of 11 Traumas And Neuroses

Me: so i was playing with my doohickey

Girl: doohickey?

Me: yeah... like, a dingaling?

Stupid girl: idk what that is, a doohickey?

Me: it interfaces with a whatchamacallit. like before before you used a playstation to grok the space

Dumb whore: i'm.. i'm not sure would you..

Me winning: you unwashed bitch you studpid fuckign

Me: oh yeah, if you think school photography is hard now, try imagining doing this with film.

The new girl: what's film?

Me: ... film. Like... film that goes in a film camera.

New girl: what's that mean?

Me: ... before cameras were digital.

New girl: how did you do it before digital?

Me:... with film? I haven't had enough coffee for this conversation

we must never look at tragedy. if we are unaware of inhumanity and woe, then we cannot create it in the world.

#ignorance is not blissful, we know, but it is BLISS itself—it is GENERATIVE of bliss for the whole of humanity #fund my new AI startup where i deploy AI to IGNORE anything that passes before it

we must imagine that it is tummy teusday

less than two weeks after a law passed that bans transgender people in utah from using bathrooms that correspond with their gender identity, an elected official is already inciting death threats against a child:

Axios

Utah teen under police protection after state official questions her gender

Elected state school board member Natalie Cline posted photos of the high school athlete, prompting mockery and threats.

the girl in question (who is cisgender) is under police protection currently after a member of the STATE EDUCATION BOARD posted her photos on facebook and implied that the girl was trans. she took the photos down after learning that the girl was cis, but the damage had already been done. the student in question had already recieved a barrage of death threats.

the board member, natalie cline, has faced backlash and state legislature has already started discussion on how to impeach state board officials, but I find it important to reiterate that the girl she accused of being trans was in fact cisgender. I doubt the backlash would be quite so widespread if this wasn't a false accusation. this behavior is being normalized and encouraged by our bigoted state legislation.

we're going to see more of this kind of thing in the future, most likely. please keep your eyes on utah

my least favorite kind of author self-insert is the tiny irrelevant pervert creature

slice of the day is girl spit, boy spit, and polish sausage

i found pants that fit

i KNOW his psychic ability is unmatched in this precinct

i am so about walking around museums and holding hands

FLESH MOTH IS FOLLOWING