(warning for nsft farts and scat, this is a kink blog after all I'd say I'm sorry this was so long but I'd be lying if I acted like I didn't know a lot of us like that here 😌)
ok ok here goes my first post!!
as a knowledgeable hoe I know what sugar free candies (namely maltitol, sorbitol, and inulin) do to your digestive system so one day I went out to buy a bunch and whoooof dear lord let me tell you
I bought some sugar free chocolate gems from a drugstore and just started eating em by the handful. Even the thought of eating them felt just so... deliciously sinful. Being a slvtty kinky little dumdum idiot, I was concerned with having too little rather than having too much and took far far more than over one or two servings. If you've been on the internet long enough, you know what comes next. To make matters worse (or better, in my case) I'd had a large coffee with whole milk and heavy cream beforehand.
Within a few hours, I was still out shopping, and my system started bubbling. The thought of it working was positively arousing to me- of course I had to enjoy it. I tried on some clothes I wanted to buy in the privacy of the fitting rooms, all the while admiring the way my steadily bloating gut was straining against my jeans, the way bubbles of gas ran along my colon under my palms.... dear goodness 🥵 My belly was so full of gas already that even pressing on the huge, round mass of my soft belly made farting near irresistible.
I let out a fart or two while I was in there. They were nothing special, if a little long or loud. I could have swore I heard quiet snickering outside the stall... which did arouse me a little more.
It was at this point that I decided to hold all of my gas in until I got home. Not out of shame of course (well, maybe a little), but because I wanted to save them for when I could enjoy them alone. My stomach was loudly gurgling in quiet stores, I swear I could see a few people looking at me as I shopped for everything I needed. Good gosh the feeling of relentless gas bubbling throughout my entire colon, the bubbles building up behind my exit, and the pressure of holding it rebounding the gas back into my already bloated belly.... I was so turned on by that itself I wasn't even anxious driving back home.
Immediately upon getting back home, I started to let it out- then stopped. I could tell this was gonna be a good one. I quickly took out my phone to record it, then let go what was 100% the loudest fart I had ever made. It was loud and continuous like a damn foghorn. The recording (I might post it later if I'm feeling brave) does NOT do it justice. I shit you not, my NEIGHBOR said "wow" and laughed out loud immediately afterwards (I cut that bit out) fuck I was so embarrassed and turned on my my own humiliation uuhghggghhh 😳🫠🥵
I laid down and relaxed after cleaning up (still held it all in!) and continued letting out some of the most impressive farts of my whole life. Between bursts of gas, my stomach made the most heavenly yet absolutely hellish noises. In recordings (which I unfortunately deleted), it sounded like pressurized sewage rushing through half-clogged pipes, like thick gelatin being run through a garbage disposal. Occasionally there would be a high pitched whine or a loud gurgle of gas and shit plunging through my guts.
I thought I felt a big fart building up as I was about to climax, then pushed it out while I pleased myself faster and faster. What came out of me was a spluttering rush of gas topped off with a loud wet splatter into the back of my underwear. Mid climax, I cut off the flow, grabbed a new pair of underwear, and ran off to my bathroom.
I slammed myself on the toilet and shot out a torrent of pure thick slop interrupted with frequent loud splattering farts. The sound was so loud I was blushing red hot from humiliation despite being alone. I pushed and massaged my poor belly as I felt it deflate from how much was coming out. I looked down and yep, my underwear were completely destroyed. The back was stained a wide light brown splatter of improperly-digested poop. Hot sight, wish I had taken a picture. After wiping up and washing my hands, I dumped my ruined underwear in the trash in a double layered bag. I knew if I took it outside immediately I probably wouldn't make my next trip in the toilet.
Christ, my hole was so sore I couldn't touch it to get it clean without using my bidet. I was shitting nonstop for a good few hours afterwards, and it finally ended around midnight. I figured my colon was rid of any food or liquid and it was now just whining and howling with what seemed to be infinitely generated gas.
I only have one recording left from that VERY gas-filled wind-down period and fuck did it feel amazing. (Send an ask and I just might post it!) and yes, I did please myself a bunch to all the recordings that I deleted most of for storage afterwards.
I'm no good at conclusions but 10/10 would do again with more precautions and less servings. One of my favorite experiences ever and I honestly don't regret it all too much.
Are you still up for talking about pooping and constipation after stuffing?
o ofc! DW I switch kink moods rapidly but they're still all consistent
I should probably provide an update on just how bloated I've been 😮💨 I'm so full and it feels like a huge log is right up against my hole... the urge to poop isnt too strong yet but unloading definitely sounds like heaven~
I haven't let out too many farts today either but I feel like they would definitely stink 💦
i’d love to hear more about you having to rush to the bathroom in public after taking those laxatives. you’re so hot
I had to sit down cuz my stomach was aching so bad. I had tried to fart out some pressure but the two previous farts had been so wet that I already knew my panties would have brown wet spots. After that last fart, I knew it was game over. Everything was pooling down and swelling against my asshole. I was clenching so hard that I was dripping sweat down my back. Thankfully I was sitting down and so there was a bench blocking anything solid from coming out, but I could also tell it wasn’t going to be solid…
I couldn’t move for fear of having an accident. I cupped my lower belly and tried to suck my hole in as much as I could, trying to get all that filth to go back up just enough to have some leeway to rush to the bathroom. The urge to go was so intense but it subsided just long enough for me to compose myself enough to seek out the bathroom. Fortunately I was in the mall cafeteria so it was fairly close.
Cheeks squeezed tight I got up, still holding my stomach and made my way over, not caring if everyone knew that I was going to wreck a toilet. I had to practically shuffle over, and in the middle of my walk there, an intense gurgle was felt as everything within me dropped back down to my exit. I can’t even begin to describe how close I was to giving up at this point. Even clenching as tight as I could, I could feel some liquid trickle out.
The minute I entered the bathroom, I rushed into a stall, ripped down my pants and soiled underwear and, before my ass could hit the seat, the liquid that had been pooling in my rectum shot out. I heard from behind me as the pressurized blast hit the wall and began dripping off of the toilet tank, but god I didn’t care. All I could think of was how desperately I needed to relieve my bowels. The liquid shit began spraying out of my ass. I couldn’t help but to scrunchie my sweaty brow and groan and wave after wave of cramps pushed out more sludge.
It took a while to finally be sure I was done but finally after almost half a roll of toilet paper I was done and that was only cleaning my crack and cheeks…i left without cleaning the mess. I felt so bad but I felt so sick that I left without cleaning the huge spray of diarrhea on the wall and seat. I just needed to get home and soothe my stomach.
So yeah after taking a triple dose of laxatives I should have stayed home
Ooh what was for dinner? Something cheesy and full of fiber and protein, perhaps? Something that will make you bloat until you feel like an overinflated beach ball, taut and tight and and and and
I finished more of an afternoon snack??? Kinda
I went out with some friends for very rich creamy coffee and greasy salty fries
My tummy is so bloated tho... My farts are so warm and stink sooo bad~ 🥵 I really need to poop but I wanna hold it longer... I'm so used to actually being regular haha
Very hot imagery btw anon 😳🥵
I'm on the toilet currently and the biggest hardest log is stretching out my poor hole 🥺
It's out~ 🤤🥴🥵💦 made a huge plop noise too
sorry I'm dead I'm stressed and lazy
a few years ago on a school trip we were eating at a restaurant, and a few of us got the chicken. later that night, when me and my 3 classmates (all girls) were in our room, we literally could not stop farting 🥺🥺 we were up until like 2 a.m complaining about the bad chicken and rubbing our bellies. the next morning, all of us were lined up outside the bathroom with a baddd poo brewing. ill never forget that night
Ooofff... fuck, shady food has a special place in my horny heart ❤️🥵
Thx for your story anon!! I wish I could've experienced that... The intense yet shared humiliation of nonstop gas and a big bloated gut and then the desperation to let out what must have been a loud, sloppy shit... 🥵🥵🥵🥵
This is is a remake/alt of a sfw oc I've created, so I'm still working out their alternate name. Any suggestions would be welcome!
Tw drugs, scat, farts, hunger
main points:
She/they, in their 20's
Highschool dropout
Is a ship technician in a sci-fi fantasy world
Very jaded and apathetic, she's had a rough past and doesn't exactly know how to love
but ultimately feels and loves through acts of service and gifts
Pottymouth lol
Tatted and pierced up, dyed hair, slim figure
drugs not hugs 🥲
Emojis for the sake of my beloved color coordination: 🎆🔧👾
Kink points:
cursed and it's given them awful tummy issues >:3
shes slim and skinny but always has a bloated hard lower tummy fulllll of trapped gas and shit
Often she can't go for several days at a time, and her farts are absolutely putrid and rotten 🥵
and when their bowels finally loosen up it's near unpredictable so she's taken to going in her pants whenever she can't find a bathroom bc well she can't miss the opportunity to empty themselves!
neglects to eat bc she's not too good at self care, she's often really high, and she's very focused on her work and projects
And so their tummy growls are very strained and squealy like it's being wrung out inside her 🥴
Usually she ignores it until someone points it out or she has immediate access to food, she's used to not eating for long periods since her poverty-stricken background has affected her
I'll edit this post as I add more to them, and I look forward to playing with this oc!
Edit: I'm calling them eve
💫 Puppy Princess 💫
Hi Tumblr/anons!!
This is my formal invitation for you to hit up my askbox with descriptions and stories of your farts and shits ;3
Woof :3 ruff ruff woof *chases tail* bark woof bark bark *rolls around* arf arf ruff :3 :33 bark bark bark woof woof
Sorry I haven't posted much copro or eprocto content
Chronic stress turned me into a puppy
Buy hey if anyone wants to ask me puppy questions I'm down 👀🦴🐾
Eat all the yummy yummy shame corn also 18+ minors and pedos n zoos n all dni also I'm taken this is just a kink blog I'm here to kink broskis lemme kink Oh I should probably warn you, I'm into bellies and farts n scat. Yea I'm not too proud but I'm glad I have an accepting partner ❤️
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