I’d Love To Hear More About You Having To Rush To The Bathroom In Public After Taking Those Laxatives.

Oh I should say- about my likes

They're open to the public bc here in the same cornfield we love to share :3

Also I think I'll share another story soon!

To my mutuals or followers, or just anyone who sees this:

Please reblog the kosa bill posts from me and others. This bill is EXTREMELY dangerous to the queer community and especially queer minors. As a queer and trans minor in a bad home situation, I and many others would be in so much danger if this bill is approved. Its actually so horrific. One of the senators who introduced it, Marsha Blackburn, said that "protecting minor children from the transgender in this culture" was a top priority. As a trans minor, I find this disgusting and harmful to my existence, I'm sure many others my age feel the same way. So please: REBLOG THE KOSA BILL POSTS.

EDIT: IT WILL ALSO CENSOR THE PALESTINE GENOCIDE POSTS AND MANY MORE THINGS!!! WE WILL BE BLOCKED FROM THE TRUTH!!! Also I do not know many things about the kosa bill, this is the limit of my knowlege, so I can't answer any questions. I'm sorry!

sharing my fetish with my partner

basically a summarization of my fetish journey with my partner! Calling them my partner for my beloved anonymity and bc shame corn farmer immersion hehe

Oh warning for farts

So I used to be real shameful about my grosser (and frankly main) fetishes, hence my blog name and yea I still am lol

I told them that I had it and it was really gross, and couldn't even bring myself to say it out loud even months after and they immediately accepted me wholeheartedly upon looking up the definition when I texted them the terminology

But they've been indulging me!! Despite my grossness!!! It's amazing :D

They tell me about when they're gassy, how much and how bad it smells 🥴 gosh I'm so so lucky to have em!!

That and we took sugar free candy together! We sadly didn't have enough to get super gassy, but they let me listen to their tummy gurgles and farted in my face!!! Their ass is sooo so so so soft and plump and round n perky grrfggfffhgg oh it's so fun to grab and bury my slutty little farmer face in

And whenever they have to fart they tell me, and they let me bury my face in that!! Ass!!!! And they fart in my face and mmmmghgggfhgf ohhh they're always sbd's and smell like heavennnnn very earthy and spicy and meaty (yep I'm a real connoisseur lmao)

Also we were at a party and I downed a soda and ended up burping in their mouth as they kissed me and I was super embarrassed and turned on sooo burp kissing is now a regular thing we do ☺️

Anyway yeah uh partner if you come across this I love youuuu and for more than just your ass but you totally know that also get off my blog bc it's gross in here and I am SHAMELESSLY ASHAMED!!! 🫠

Edit: I forgot to add this canon event hotness!!

When I said I wanted to try my grosser fetishes, they said that they wanted to tease me and make me say it out loud before we do anything 😳🥵🥵🥵 goodness I struggled for so long (like 3 occasions over a good few months) but I finally said it a few months ago!! (So yes this is all pretty recent) But oh godd the way they teased me, told me to spit it out, asked me knowingly if I was struggling to say "fart" ...oh my goodness they deserve the whole entirety of reality!!

i love nerds.

the way they speak so passionately about topics that interest them. their hands flying around in the air as they explain with such intent and love. when they all get shy and flustered, face flushed pink after given a complements.

the way their glasses get all foggy and their eyes go so hazy after making out. how breathy and whiny they become after just a few kisses. heart practically beating out of their chest at the sight of you in their lap, kissing down their neck.

the way their hands grasp onto any part of you as you start to pull away. staring into their eyes, fingers running through their hair while they plead and beg for something more. anything more than just the sweet kisses your leaving on their face.

it's so adorable. i love nerds.

💫 Puppy Princess 💫

So I was at a friend’s house when this happened. But I’d eaten an entire tub of the Betty Crocker frosting by myself in under 11 hours. Sugar like this tends to upset my stomach. Anyway later when I went to the bathroom I had the largest shit I’ve had in a while, a turd about seven inches long then more mush on top

Damn 😳 God all that thick sugary frosting must have been so rich~ I had no idea it'd produce such lovely results 💦

honestly I'm more impressed you had the endurance to finish it lol, I could never hold down that much sugar

Disabled trans woman needs help affording wheelchair

Remaking my donation post as the information is outdated.

I need help affording an electric wheelchair, as I am unable to leave the house and walk for long without one. I've been trapped in the house for months, only leaving for absolute essentials and doctor's appointments. I'm currently halfway towards affording the model I've selected. Absolutely anything helps. Thank you very much if you're able to help.

[PAYPAL]

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Hehehehe now my mistakes can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN!!!!

🍄 anon again-

god I've been SO gassy today, just blasting ass all day long or letting them out as quietly as possible when I'm in public. I accidentally gassed out a friend after lunch earlier- farted midsentence as quiet as I could and it hit me immediately how bad it was, but I just didn't say anything, and she didn't either. I felt like I got away with murder. then a little later I ended up at a different friend's house, having a really serious conversation about some bad stuff that's happened to them recently. I'm sitting on a hardwood floor a few feet away, don't really want to interrupt, but I was having to discreetly let off some pressure every 30 seconds or so, until at one point I just ripped ass so long and loud it stopped the conversation dead and I finally excused myself to go blow up the bathroom.

anyway. was kinda just imagining that happening with you instead, wondering what you'd do about that...

damn dude 😳😵‍💫 subtly letting them off right in front of people just for some quick relief??? that's literally my top tier fantasy right there, it's unbearably hot that you had to just let rip as discreetly as possible 🥵 and eventually farting loud and long once the urge became unbearable, goddddd 🤤🫣

if it were me, I'd be such a blushy mess once I realised what you were doing - but hey you obviously need to deflate a bit, so maybe I let you get away with it. maybe I need to let out a few too 👀 maybe we both take a break from our conversation to rip ass properly, since we both so badly need it 🥴