🍄 back again
gas update: since I sent you the last ask, my gas has just been getting worse. weeks of bad food choices are catching up with my poor, weak gut and it's BAD. they're so stinky and so loud and I'm physically incapable of holding them back even when I really really want to.
a very abbreviated list of experiences ive had recently:
-accidentally punctuated a sentence with a loud fart in front of my friends, got lightly teased for it
-completely failed at holding back a fart in the car with my friend and his girlfriend, got jokingly yelled at
-let myself fart on purpose in the car with another pair of friends because it just hurt too bad, saw one of them literally tear up and roll down a window
-farted so long and loud that my roommate told me to go check my underwear
-farted like 3 times in a row, fairly loud, in the living room while a friend was over and in the bathroom. she starts giggling and asks me thru the door if that's me farting out there or some stupid video on the TV. told her it was me and she starts laughing harder
-farted in bed with my face downwind from my ass with the fan, got hit with the full heavy, dark, greasy stench of my own gas and felt my dick twitch about it
-all through work yesterday I tried so hard to hold back my farts, but every time they just hissed out of me whether I liked it or not. I moved around a lot to avoid the blame.
it's been so good and so awful at the same time. I've been highly debating recording some audios, to be honest
godddd you're killing me 😳🥵 I'm sure it causes a lot of awkward and uncomfortable situations but like,,,, from where I'm sitting it's so sexy of you to be so uncontrollably gassy 🥴 and for them to be loud like oh my goddd 😩 I'm glad your friends seem chill about it, wish I could hang out with you just to hear what they sound like 😵💫😵💫
( bonus points if you’re a wlw or nblw )
minors dni 🔞🔞🔞
i’d love to hear more about you having to rush to the bathroom in public after taking those laxatives. you’re so hot
I had to sit down cuz my stomach was aching so bad. I had tried to fart out some pressure but the two previous farts had been so wet that I already knew my panties would have brown wet spots. After that last fart, I knew it was game over. Everything was pooling down and swelling against my asshole. I was clenching so hard that I was dripping sweat down my back. Thankfully I was sitting down and so there was a bench blocking anything solid from coming out, but I could also tell it wasn’t going to be solid…
I couldn’t move for fear of having an accident. I cupped my lower belly and tried to suck my hole in as much as I could, trying to get all that filth to go back up just enough to have some leeway to rush to the bathroom. The urge to go was so intense but it subsided just long enough for me to compose myself enough to seek out the bathroom. Fortunately I was in the mall cafeteria so it was fairly close.
Cheeks squeezed tight I got up, still holding my stomach and made my way over, not caring if everyone knew that I was going to wreck a toilet. I had to practically shuffle over, and in the middle of my walk there, an intense gurgle was felt as everything within me dropped back down to my exit. I can’t even begin to describe how close I was to giving up at this point. Even clenching as tight as I could, I could feel some liquid trickle out.
The minute I entered the bathroom, I rushed into a stall, ripped down my pants and soiled underwear and, before my ass could hit the seat, the liquid that had been pooling in my rectum shot out. I heard from behind me as the pressurized blast hit the wall and began dripping off of the toilet tank, but god I didn’t care. All I could think of was how desperately I needed to relieve my bowels. The liquid shit began spraying out of my ass. I couldn’t help but to scrunchie my sweaty brow and groan and wave after wave of cramps pushed out more sludge.
It took a while to finally be sure I was done but finally after almost half a roll of toilet paper I was done and that was only cleaning my crack and cheeks…i left without cleaning the mess. I felt so bad but I felt so sick that I left without cleaning the huge spray of diarrhea on the wall and seat. I just needed to get home and soothe my stomach.
So yeah after taking a triple dose of laxatives I should have stayed home
basically a summarization of my fetish journey with my partner! Calling them my partner for my beloved anonymity and bc shame corn farmer immersion hehe
Oh warning for farts
So I used to be real shameful about my grosser (and frankly main) fetishes, hence my blog name and yea I still am lol
I told them that I had it and it was really gross, and couldn't even bring myself to say it out loud even months after and they immediately accepted me wholeheartedly upon looking up the definition when I texted them the terminology
But they've been indulging me!! Despite my grossness!!! It's amazing :D
They tell me about when they're gassy, how much and how bad it smells 🥴 gosh I'm so so lucky to have em!!
That and we took sugar free candy together! We sadly didn't have enough to get super gassy, but they let me listen to their tummy gurgles and farted in my face!!! Their ass is sooo so so so soft and plump and round n perky grrfggfffhgg oh it's so fun to grab and bury my slutty little farmer face in
And whenever they have to fart they tell me, and they let me bury my face in that!! Ass!!!! And they fart in my face and mmmmghgggfhgf ohhh they're always sbd's and smell like heavennnnn very earthy and spicy and meaty (yep I'm a real connoisseur lmao)
Also we were at a party and I downed a soda and ended up burping in their mouth as they kissed me and I was super embarrassed and turned on sooo burp kissing is now a regular thing we do ☺️
Anyway yeah uh partner if you come across this I love youuuu and for more than just your ass but you totally know that also get off my blog bc it's gross in here and I am SHAMELESSLY ASHAMED!!! 🫠
Edit: I forgot to add this canon event hotness!!
When I said I wanted to try my grosser fetishes, they said that they wanted to tease me and make me say it out loud before we do anything 😳🥵🥵🥵 goodness I struggled for so long (like 3 occasions over a good few months) but I finally said it a few months ago!! (So yes this is all pretty recent) But oh godd the way they teased me, told me to spit it out, asked me knowingly if I was struggling to say "fart" ...oh my goodness they deserve the whole entirety of reality!!
Sometimes I fear that ppl won't like my blog bc I'm strongly into both the softer more tender and the grosser more taboo sides of digestion, and it's pretty rare to be into both
But I gotta remember that that's me and I don't need to cater to everyone! I'm here to enjoy and spread that kinky joy to whoever wants it!
Plus I hope blacklisting tags helps?? IDK I'm new to Tumblr lol
WARNING! this comic is kinda unreadable because of all of the censors i had to put - be ready to not understand much ^^ (u can get the full uncensored version on my kofi :)
comic 32 : home
lol i'm sorry for the censors, i was laughing out loud placing them this looks ridiculous (but my tumblr spy has been hovering above my blog religiously, so i don't want to risk anything)
BUT! but but but !!!! the uncensored version is available for you to purchase on my kofi!!!!!!!!
and with that we are done with these two, thank you so much for following along!
i had a blast creating this, i hope you liked my vision of a soft domestic feedism, spiced up with prey/pred, latex and pumpkin outfits . this accidently became a 190 something page comic, and not to toot my own horn but i am very proud of what i pulled of!
i am closing this small chapter of heavyheavycream. farewell to thses two, i will miss them dearly 💖
do not worry, more stories will be following soon (and maybe one with a fat viking saphic female dom medeival comic, who knows 👀)
but first, a well deserved break
cheers!
Hi Tumblr/anons!!
This is my formal invitation for you to hit up my askbox with descriptions and stories of your farts and shits ;3
Let’s not pretend doms don’t need after care too.
Ask them if they are satisfied, whether they came or not. Do they want to cum?
If they need anything to drink.
Perhaps they might be cramping from putting a lot of effort.
Tell them they did well and which parts you enjoyed the most.
Compliment them for their work.
Cuddle up to them.
Offer help for the clean up afterwards.
Order food together.
Sex can be something casual, but might be intense too. Either physical or mentally. Take care of each other and regularly communicate with each other. No question should be taboo. It’s better to be safe than sorry.
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Love these emoji combo things :3
Eat all the yummy yummy shame corn also 18+ minors and pedos n zoos n all dni also I'm taken this is just a kink blog I'm here to kink broskis lemme kink Oh I should probably warn you, I'm into bellies and farts n scat. Yea I'm not too proud but I'm glad I have an accepting partner ❤️
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