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Pehle mein mobile chalata tha ab mobile mujhe chala raha hai.

This is my way of saying hi

Career ki chinta mujhe sone nahi de rahi.

Why are big brothers like this? They tell you to keep their secrets, you know, just between us, but then when the beans are spilled to the parents, they drag you into their mess like you're some kind of co-conspirator in their crimes 😐

Hemesha der kar deta hun 💔

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Gas ka button band karne ke liye, jisper chai rakhi hai. 😔

When I have thoughts of self-hatred, I turn to Tumblr for healing.

Kisi ko apna RR sunao toh woh competition karke apna RR sunane lagata hai.😶

Dad jokes be lyk

Wife : I'm pregnant

Husband : hello pregnant, I'm dad

Dark jokes be lyk

Wife : you are not.

I'm in my "people expecting more from me but not helping" era.

She : I bet you have amazing stamina… how long do you usually last in bed?

Me : ji madam, pura din bed per hi pada rehta hun.