Pehle Mein Mobile Chalata Tha Ab Mobile Mujhe Chala Raha Hai.

Career ki chinta mujhe sone nahi de rahi.

I'm in my "people expecting more from me but not helping" era.

Kisi ko apna RR sunao toh woh competition karke apna RR sunane lagata hai.😶

My message to those who hate me :

This is my way of saying hi

Summer is starting, my gentle reminder :

Dhoop mein nikla na karo roop ki rani

Gora rang kaala na pad jaaye

Dad jokes be lyk

Wife : I'm pregnant

Husband : hello pregnant, I'm dad

Dark jokes be lyk

Wife : you are not.

A : light bill kab bharega?

B : Kal

A : Kal kare so aaj kar aaj kare toh ab

B : ok

C : kaha chala B ?

B : light bill bharne

C : arey jaldi ka kaam shaitan ka

B : bhenchod 🤯

When I have thoughts of self-hatred, I turn to Tumblr for healing.

Hemesha der kar deta hun 💔

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Gas ka button band karne ke liye, jisper chai rakhi hai. 😔