When I Get Older And Buy A Medieval Castle, It Needs To Come With At Least ONE (1) Unnecessarily Tall
When I get older and buy a medieval castle, it needs to come with at least ONE (1) unnecessarily tall tower. Otherwise I will return it.
More Posts from Shaded-lamp and Others
So do you ever zone out so hard you question everything but know you need to be paying attention so you’re like “hey bro, now is not the time to be questioning the sanctity of humanity” or like “dude, can we not focus on how we wouldn’t be here if not for some random walking fish?”
Ah to be a lizard, sitting on rock, naked, basking in the sunlight, and not giving a fuck.
What is time but a social construct designed to keep me from eating ice cream at all hours of the day
What if I just *replaces head with coral like Patrick in that one spongebob episode* all better
Just so you know, I just started rewatching Star Wars Clone Wars the series, so for the time being, this blog is a Star Wars blog :)
That being said
Reasons why Obi Wan Kenobi is superior
He’s one of like 4 characters that has a British accent, and Bc British accents are the best accents, he is amazing
His one liners are awesome and rivaled only by those of Ashoka in their supremacy
His beard is amazing
Dudes his fighting stance (though completely impractical) has flair
He go whoooossshhhh whoooosssshhh with his light stick
in a world of hate & intolerance, be that one bitch that uses ":)" in official emails
Ok but...
Bellatrix Lestrange is so adorable in that insane murderess kinda way
You either die young or live long enough to watch your hardcore punk friends become a scrunchie uwu girls
Marvel give them the gay you cowards
Ok bro but like
1- if I’m shorter
2- if im taller
3- if we same height
4- when only I want a hug
5- if it’s a cuddle hug
6- when it’s that one friend/cousin
-
shaded-lamp liked this · 2 years ago -
theeunquenchablethirst liked this · 4 years ago -
studying-sue liked this · 4 years ago -
shaded-lamp reblogged this · 4 years ago
