Ilysm You Sap 😔 /p

"I'm just a girl." So close! You're actually a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle!

Love Husk sm. He's a cat. He has the voice of a tired/drunk grandpa. He's a 75 year old man. He's an alcoholic. He's a gambler. He hates being petted. He likes being cuddled. He hates everyone. He's pansexual. He doesn't care about gender because "any hole is a goal." He judges porn for the plot. He scored a pornstar that died around 70 years ago. He's like 6 feet tall but looks short bcuz everyone around him is like 7 feet tall. He's being controlled by a deer with a terrible haircut. He has wings but doesn't fly because he's lazy. He went to fight excorcists with his bare fists. He's litterally the guy ever

i wanna interact with you guys so; tell me a weird headcanon that you have about your fav (or any character-)

Titties so big my shirt buttons pop when I stretch

fuck consistency in art !!!  we ballin !!!!!!  whatever comes out of my hand next is up to god !!!!

FIRST IMPRESSION! COOL BEANS

I AM GENUINELY???? SO SORRY???? FOR THE AGGRESSION???? I HONESTLY JUST FIND YOU SO COOL AND RELATABLE???? AND THE MONKEY IN MY BRAIN JUST HAD TO DO THAT????

THIS WAS BASICALLY OUR INTERACTION IM SHWIFYQJDJWJDHWEJW THIS QILL FOREVER BE MY FIRST IMPRESSION OF YOWUDBWNDNWIDJ

Show us your latest picture/video/edit of oscar bestie, share us thy blessings. (You can also reblog this with the link to your moon knight/oscar isaac fan fiction, let us read that masterpiece)

Maybe I was made to hold the people I love, to make them laugh and to wipe away their tears and to cheer them on so they never once doubt that there is someone in the world who loves them