People With Bad Taste Are Always Like “yurr Hurr The Beach Is About Zuko And Mai And How They’re

Out of context things from a collaborative quote book

“Motivation but no inspiration is my constant state of being”

“WEEE”

“Shhh stop calling me out. The theatrics outweigh the need for realism”

Hacker voice: I’m in. Keyboard noises w/ intense music

“aaaaaaa weeeeee”

“Then stop drinking when I’m making jokes “ Two mins later.  “i have drawn a very awkward looking frog”

“There has to be someone as straight as a metal ruler tho right?”

“Because wooden rulers, they can bend. They have so many dents in them”

“No relationship, only garlic bread and dragons.”

“Yep brain hurty”

“Oof rip. I would give you some of the cardboard if i could but I don’t entirely want to cut it in half”

“We’re doing something illegal”

“My chin is sharp thank you”

“Then kill them first, simple”

“Then they can’t kill you because THEY’RE ALREADY DEAD”

“Vampire Dude Bro?!”

“THERE’S MORE?!”

“He’s favorite movie is Gnomeo and Juliet change my mind. (in squeaky voice) “Yes! Oh my god! Representation!””

“He’s weighs the same though, so like you can punt him like in American football”

“Let’s just change it to yeetable though because I don’t know American football ok?!”

“Australian football is so much tougher than American football i mean, we literally THROW each other to the ground”

“I’m not going up, going down to hell”

“I’m leveling down I think”

“Look me in the eyes and tell me it’s a good book”

“I NEED MY BRAINCELL FRIEND!”

“Vampire Dude Bro?!”

“Cheeseheads?” *mega look of confoosion*

“Bro you only realised that now?”

“Oh man this is going to be so controversial”

“Confoosion? Confusion? Confosion?”

Masterlist - BTS

Seokjin

- Jin fantasy au headcanons  

- Jin Purple Moodboard

Yoongi

- Yoongi fantasy au headcanons

- Yoongi Stay Gold Oneshot

Namjoon

-  Namjoon fantasy au headcanons

Hoseok

- Hoseok fantasy au headcanons

Taehyung

Jimin

- Jimin Spring Day moodboard

- Jimin fantasy headcanons

Jungkook

I lost my best friend 3 years ago- not lost as in dead but lost as in we only text each other on our birthdays now. Movies and books don't tell you that a friendship dying is like the sinking of a ship, you try to get higher and higher and hold onto the rails and unanswered texts, the captain tries to steer it to safety and salvage pieces of two broken hearts until you're left with memories of what once was. We were friends for a decade and knew each other's diaries by heart, I still remember her phone number and the way she took her coffee. Seeing her in streets is like breathing in a scent you forgot you knew but it immediately takes you back to a summer in '07.

Movies and books also don't tell you that friendships don't just end after one fight or incident, it's like the rusting of a bridge, the slow decay of flesh and bones and secrets. It took weeks, months- until one day I woke up and I realized I hadn't thought of her in a while. And I wrote a poem that day and I titled it 'The dying of a best friend' and I put all my love for her in a tiny box with my half of the matching pendant of a dolphin we had and stored them in a corner of my heart under the heading Grief. Where else can one hide unspent love?

It's been 3 years since I lost my best friend, lost as in I still carry our secrets in a tiny box but we only text each other on our birthdays.

-Ritika Jyala, excerpt from The world is a sphere of ice and our hands are made of fire

Edit: here's the visualizer for this piece

just wait until the aliens learn about dodgeball.

There’s a Humans are weird/space fae, Earth is Space AU post where aliens freak out over humans ability to throw.

An awesome post and yes sportsball would be great to show them but…

Frisbee, Juggling, Pizza dough throwing competitions, Bar acrobatic bottle juggling, Fish throwers at Pikes place Market.

I’ve just started this really random thing of binging webtoons. If anyone has suggestions feel free to tell me! 

From Dusk Till Dawn

Rising and setting, back to back

Sunrises and sunsets, two sides of a coin

One watches the world awaken with a “hello”

The other says “goodbye” to the world as it slumbers

A gentle touch of pink,

Spreading across a dull blue sky,

The sun peeps over the horizon,

A glowing gold, shifting across the sky,

Hello, hello

Watching the sun rise from a dormitory roof,

Taking pictures of the quiet world,

A happy memory of the dawn,

Violet shades and periwinkle colours,

Fade away into brighter flames,

Orange, red, pink; set sparks to the west,

The flames are chased by night-time colours,

Goodbye, goodbye,

Gazing into the sunset,

Relaxing, breathing, unwinding,

A new photo added to the album,

Meetings and partings, two sides of a coin

Back to back, the new page uncovered,

Many reunions and blessed memories,

Stored in this little sunrise and little sunset.

- Shinkai

I feel so old watching them grow up ...

Happy first birthday Knife-Wielding Tentacle..👍

Davey: There is only one race, the human race

Spot: That bastard ain't human

Sea caption with a few quotes made by yours truly ;) 

i tried don’t come at me!