Han Solo Is Built Like A Slut

NO THEY UNFROZE HIM

PUT HIM BACK HE CAN TALK AGAIN I HATE IT HERE

My sister took one for the team and bought one of my awful meme bags so we could take product photos and these remain some of the most inspired and unappreciated things I’ve ever created

if richie has zero haters i am alive and well thats my pookie right there

watching goblet of fire can’t wait to see my pookie

what’s a girl gotta do to get a lil kissy on the top of her head

told one of my friends i was upset that hannibal left us on a LITERAL cliffhanger and he told me i should watch Dexter and i'm never forgiving him for it

not being funny but if i gave birth without pain relief or a doctor after eating my best friend to stay alive and literally everyone in my life started praying to my dead baby and acting as if they have some ownership over and connection to him that i dont even get to feel because i had to hold his tiny dead body in my arms and accept i'd never get a chance to know him i would also probably become the villian

i dont see anyone talk about marcus near enough he is literally the most pookie ever

i just know he is constantly in the middle of a sugar crash

i know i was born in the right generation because i LOVE guyliner

rewatching the game play for class of 09 again

i would buy dr*gs from hunter