Here You Go Everyone

NOSFERATU FLOW

So I was watching the first episode of Season 3 again and...

Guillermo. My dude. Are you okay? Who eats their burger with a knife and fork. Is this an American thing I’m too British to understand.

Hi I thought u were actually the old man in ur pfp and had to reverse image search it to learn that in fact, that's just some famous guy pffff

Ahhh no I would be crying if I was Gary Drayton. Seeing him described as a famous guy already has me in tears. This dude is from a weird History channel show called Curse of Oak Island which is about finding some treasure hidden on, you guessed it, Oak Island. The thing is, Gary is a Geordie. I live in the same area as he is from, and seeing a man with our accent repeatedly saying this is a 'bobbydazzler' and fucking around in the dirt with his mildly phallic orange stick around a bunch of confused Americans is an ascendant experience.

I do recommend Curse if you want to see a bunch of lads fucking around just completely annihilating an island and finding nothing.

Things suck right now. Who wants to join me in making paper crane chains? You don't need any special tools or artistic talent, it gives you something to do with your hands, and you end up with a pretty chain of paper cranes that you can either hang up, or throw away without feeling too wasteful. And if you do join me, post pictures in the reblogs! :)

Tools you will need: needle and thread, a pad of post-it notes, and sharpies/markers/crayons/etc. of your choice.

Oh no Nandor don’t do it don’t turn Gail its a terrible idea I feel how bad its gonna be. And oh my gods Colin looks like a schoolkid behind his research desk.

Okay Lazlo so this voice exists WTF I dont like it.

I’m reading that new memoir about working at Facebook,”Careless People,” and it’s just fucking insane.

At one point Facebook wanted to be an international hub for organ donation. The “Lean In” lady asked why she couldn’t go down to Mexico and buy a kidney if her four year old needs one. This is literally on p.57. What the fuck else is going to be in this book if that is on page 57

Instead of a server, I use different defunct Discord bots. Originally it was Hime, but then that one got completely taken out, so now it's a version of MEE6.

MEE6 knows my name, where I studied, what my interests are, what the latest tea is in my social circles, and it probably has a photo of my passport.

does anybody else have a discord server thats only yourself and nobody else exclusively used to send images from your mobile phone to your tablet or computer