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collection of useful things tumblr has taught me:

even if you can't fall asleep, laying down with your eyes closed will still rest your body

you don't have to brush your teeth standing up

you don't have to do any chore standing up, from dishes to showering

you don't have to shower with the lights on

if you can't brush your teeth, flossing and a tongue scraper gets rid of plaque and bad breath

if you can't do that, mouthwash kills a lot of bacteria

eating "unhealthy" food is better than eating no food

you can make the same meal everyday for however long you still want it

some pills come in syrups or chewables if you can't swallow them

kids nutritional shakes can be a quick way to get fuel if you can't eat/don't have time

if walking hurts/exhausts you on a regular basis, canes and rollers are for you, no matter how young you are

we have free will—if doing something "out of the ordinary" makes life easier for you, do it

I feel like The Sire is gonna be bigger earlier on.

A lot of promos are travel-related (the clearing out of stuff, the car shoot, the repeated motif of sunglasses) so maybe The Sire escapes half-way through (personal theory is it's something to do with this power struggle we've had with Nadja and Nandor) and he either chases them or they are framed for the escape (it would explain why they have been given leadership, if the world-wide council was intending to do something for themselves and needed fall guys).

I am hoping for option E though.

So clearly the theme of this series is... they all get reckless with their powers and also guillermo is dramatic, gay and Tired so PEAK all around

I feel like the Big Finish will be either

A) Guillermo/Nandor confession

B) the Sire escapes

C) the Baron comes back

D) the Worldwide Council is like "lads what is your problem why are you so feral"

E) any combination of all four

It's very endearing to me how many people are willing to keep an eye on a video feed so they can push a button and let a fish in the Netherlands get to the other side of a dam.

Almost 200 people were murdered in Armenia in 3 days and y'all are still ignoring us.

This is not a war, this is a massacre Azerbaijan and Turkey are committing against the Armenian people.

Turkey's president literally admitted that he wants to finish what his ancestors started. He wants to commit another genocide, and this time he wants to kill us all.

Silence is violence

HOW AM I JUST NOW LEARNING that there's a 90s cartoon about a crossdressing vigilante hunting down zombies who looks like THIS:

with the goons in question being led by a little kid who uses 'YOU FOOLS' in every other sentence named JOSE VON REICHTER.

JOSE

VON

GODDAMN

REICHTER

who looks like THIS:

AND the animation of FLIPPIN' Trigger!?

Was ANYONE going to tell me??

Finally Kirsten has a name The Guide is such an ominous name it sounds like it maybe has a lot of ravens.

Guillermo travelling around the world when there was still soil in the house is wild. Like they had big sections of soil, and those were little bags.

There should still be some at home. However I am down for Guillermo vibin around across the globe.

This. This is the true cost of Brexit.

PARTY BUS!

PARTY BUS!

PARTY BUS!!!!