Welcome. You Must Stretch Before You Dance Read This.

Welcome. You must stretch before you dance read this.

Nandor is looking so sad. I feel it. I also feel Guillermos desperation.

Colin Robinson trying to prod and then being burned is a brilliant moment.

Lazlo reacting to being dissed is me when I get called heartless or scary. "Thank you".

Nandor is following the traditional routes to deal with depression I see. Longing. Sex. A brief moment of joy. And then, the slumber.

WTF is that thotty outfit Nandor. You look like your mom bought you a Halloween costume that's too big for you.

Colin, this is a brilliant idea. Lie your arse off. I hope it works.

The first vampire is not an important person? Damn that's rough.

Wait, is it actually Colin's 100th. How is it only 100. I thought he would be much older.

Lazlo and Colin are best friends and I love that for them.

He even knows that the Hamster Dance is his favourite song. Platonic love right there.

I recognise Dominicas' actor but I cannot think of his name it. It's the evil guy from Alvin and the Chipmunks. He was in Megamind too I think as Minion. I gotta search that up.

DAVID CROSS MAH MAN!

OH MY GODS OH MY GODS OH MY GODS. ITS BULLOCK. ACTUAL FUCKIN DETECTIVE BULLOCK. THE TRAILER PARK TRASH FROM THEORY OF A DEADMANS BEST SONG. DETECTIVE MURPHY MY MAN.

I love Donal Logue. He is great. He has a trans daughter and we love that so much he is so accepting. I love Nadja being so fangirly too.

Donal just 'going with the lifestyle' is honestly such a powerful and relatable statement we love.

Chicken buggies with spaghetti is such a good meal I want it in my mouth now. Fuck ranch though.

Vampires turn to ash when they die normally. It's not very often we have seen an actual vampire corpse. Like what is she hoping to see.

Guillermo. You have seen one of the most impressive penises in the vampiric world. Care to explain?

Guillermo having a scared gay crisis in the corner while they decide if Nandors member is average is just such feeding for the ship. Nandermo is the queer ship on TV RN and they just keep on getting fed.

Lazlo speech? Lazlo speech. A dull man who we love very much.

Awwwwwwwwwwwww Lazlo loves Colin. Platonically. I hope. Their friendship is adorable.

OH NO! GODS NO! NOT COLIN! DON'T TAKE MY BOY.

I don't want Colin to go. He's my keychain for a reason.

Young, dumb, and full of cum. Yes Colin, you truly are. ;).

Oh that is disgusting. I am so sorry Colin Robinson. I will miss you dearly.

I will be in mourning for the rest of this week. Tears will be spilled (internally).

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I Have A Folder Called Time Is A Flat Circle In Which I Collect Evidence Of Humanity. Here Is Most Of
I Have A Folder Called Time Is A Flat Circle In Which I Collect Evidence Of Humanity. Here Is Most Of
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I Have A Folder Called Time Is A Flat Circle In Which I Collect Evidence Of Humanity. Here Is Most Of
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Especially with the show in the background that tune is catchy AF.


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3 years ago

So I was watching the first episode of Season 3 again and...

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Guillermo. My dude. Are you okay? Who eats their burger with a knife and fork. Is this an American thing I’m too British to understand.


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