Look Man It Ain’t Threatening Me And I Want Some Wins Kay

Purugly learns body slam a few months later and thankfully by that time it has learned to not jump on people.

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Oh my god WEED CAT

IT’S GREEN TOO

Hi it’s me again, back with more Pokémon brainrot

Satan and the glameow/purugly line

Dude imagine it evolving in the middle of the day and suddenly it’s over 10x it’s normal weight (it would be funnier if it’s jumped into someone’s arms and just crushes whoever it is-what do you mean you don’t want a whole 96.6 pounds and cat in your arms)

oh he would be so offended that whoever names pokemon called this cat purugly. he'd be mashing furiously through ik's pokedex trying to figure out who did it so that he can call them and give them piece of his damn mind, because NO cat is ugly and HOW DARE THEY IMPLY SUCH A THING

i think he would be a teensy bit sad that it can't ride around on his shoulder anymore (like ik having taught it to while it was still a glameow), but the good thing is purugly still adores him, so he can use it as leverage against his brothers - who do not want to get scratched, thank you very much

This stupid Headcanon might be out of character- but Solomon has been alive and in the human world for a DAMN LONG TIME, so safe to say he’s seen the advancements in human medicine, and specifically mental health research, but can you imagine if he accidentally held onto some REALLY out of date beliefs that he never realized he kept until he says them out loud because it clashes with his ACTUAL MEDICAL KNOWLEDGE AND COMMON SENSE.

Solomon: Oh don’t be silly, MC, Levi doesn’t have autism, autism isn’t real. People just get possessed by demons sometimes-

Solomon: Wait-

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Solomon: Ah, Thirteen, you’re feeling anxious and rowdy? It’s that pesky uterus. You must have hysteria. Bedrest for you, and no leaving your room.

Thirteen: EHHHH???

Solomon: Wait no that’s not right-

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Solomon: Guys no people get wet dreams because succubi suck them off in their slee- wait-

MC: That one was quicker, at least-

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Solomon: Hysteri- wait no-

Lucifer: pray tell, Solomon, what is the cure for hysteria?

Solomon: Well, it was intense bedrest, isolation, and sometimes having an orga-

Lucifer (on the phone): Diavolo I cannot come to work, I have hysteria. I am going to the seaside to be cured, would you like to come with me-

If you have forms can we see your human form It looks really cool! And also do you have a gender?

rawr

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The twins of luck

Moushley is cute! ✨

It's been so long since I've been in the Hetalia fandom but I'm not mad that this will probably bring me back for the next hour or so

Been binging a lot of Buzzfeed Unsolved recently, and I couldn't stop thinking of Russia and America as the Ghoul Boys. 👻

Apparently a part of the reason why farmed bees stay in the beehives that humans build for them is because the farm hives are safer and sturdier. I don't know how a busy Discord server's worth of bugs that only have one brain cell each would logically conclude that the humans protect them from outside threats, illness and parasites, but if I understood right, the bees would be free to move away and build a new nest somewhere else any time they'd want, and they simply choose not to.

You know how in almost every culture, people have some concept of "if I sacrifice something that I made/grew/produced to the Gods, they will ward me and my harvest from evil"?

So, in a way, don't the bees willingly sacrifice a part of their harvest to an entity not only far greater than them, but nearly beyond their comprehension, in exchange for protection against natural forces wildly outside of their own control?

So tell me, beekeepers, what are you to your bees, if not a mildly eldritch God?

peeling those sour rainbow gummy strips into long thin strings and putting them into cheap energy drink to create something im calling battery acid spaghetti will update once ive finished it