I deadass thought you put superbia squalo from katekyou hitman reborn into a mammon skin and then realized that
A)he has both hands
B) N o .
Mammon and Goldie đź’ł
Mark the electrician has been here for five minutes and he’s already said “well that’s…weird” twice from the other room and frankly I’m afraid to ask.
WHERE ARE THE OBEY ME X BSD AUs D: Plz I need an AU where one of those years that Dazai was laying low would be the year that the MC gets sent to the Devildom. Nine demons, an angel and an immortal sorcerer simping for Dazai would literally complete my life.Â
OR ATSUSHI BEING SENT AS THE MC MID SEASON THREE CONTENT KINDA TIMES. It would mess up the BSD timeline by a lot but Atsushi needs some emotional support immortals for what he’s about to go through. Like honestly, everyone in bsd needs a break.Â
LMAO can you imagine the boys falling for Akutagawa and him being completely oblivious/borderline hostile when he can’t figure out why they’re acting the way they are. Or Chuuya being the MC and the boys figure out he was experimented on/the vessel for a god? THE POTENTIAL
I just read this as Jamil’s board
To be fair I was scrolling through my following and was in the midst of Twisted Wonderland posts.
Not gonna lie he seems like the type to be able to actually decrypt the entire fnaf timeline the right way some-fucking-how
making my apprentice play five nights at freddys is extremely ESSENTIAL to his training
This is an absolute religious experience that I was not prepared for
Purugly learns body slam a few months later and thankfully by that time it has learned to not jump on people.
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Oh my god WEED CAT
IT’S GREEN TOO
Hi it’s me again, back with more Pokémon brainrot
Satan and the glameow/purugly line
Dude imagine it evolving in the middle of the day and suddenly it’s over 10x it’s normal weight (it would be funnier if it’s jumped into someone’s arms and just crushes whoever it is-what do you mean you don’t want a whole 96.6 pounds and cat in your arms)
oh he would be so offended that whoever names pokemon called this cat purugly. he'd be mashing furiously through ik's pokedex trying to figure out who did it so that he can call them and give them piece of his damn mind, because NO cat is ugly and HOW DARE THEY IMPLY SUCH A THING
i think he would be a teensy bit sad that it can't ride around on his shoulder anymore (like ik having taught it to while it was still a glameow), but the good thing is purugly still adores him, so he can use it as leverage against his brothers - who do not want to get scratched, thank you very much
It's canon that the reason dazai survived many of his attempt was because Mori was keeping him alive which sounds like a full-time job
JAJSJAJDKAJDJA YOU ABSOLUTELY RIGHT THEY WOULD BE THAT PETTY LIKE SKK
Further in the background, you could see Mori and fukuzawa looking on the chaos. *Mcr teenagers starts to play*
They're all unhinged
Late tonight a bunch of staff are playing a game called role call and if you thought fugitive was wild just w a i t until i tell you how this goes cause role call is absolutely terrifying
We aren’t letting the campers play it so that lets us up the scare factor by 147%