BSD X Obey Me

serennedy to too sweet by hozier 🫡

Honestly you could tell me this was in one of the drama CDs and I would believe you.

Top-quality romance

I remember my brother calling surgery “people chopping” in casual conversation and confusing the hell out of people.

For context, we’re Asian and when somebody asked him why he didn’t want to go into medicine he replied “I just don’t fancy people chopping”

Incorrect Obey Me! Quote #100

Lucifer about Belphegor: “Well my brother just told me he wants to dissect corpses. So either I agree to pay 120K for his pathology degree or I watch him become a serial killer.”

I'm extremely biased towards the og big three

making an ask game that's Not Like Other Ask Bait

Okay,okay hear me out:

mimikyu wears a pikachu costume

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barbatos feels a disturbance in the force whilst encountering pikachu

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Ik has a mimikyu (as her first mon no less)

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CONCLUSION: Barbatos gets an odd feeling at the back of his head when seeing ik with all her mon following her around and he just CANNOT work out why

Hello!

I was just reading your Pokémon trainer ik au and I know ik doesn’t have a raticate or rattata but I’m just imagining, through some shenanigan or another, Barbatos ends up running into one and just loses his entire mind.

honestly i'd say any of rodent-like pokemon would give barbatos the heebie-jeebies, no matter how cute they are

pikachu, for example, the electric mouse pokemon - but barbatos doesn't know that. the little guy's sweet, sure! but.... why does he feel such a heavy fog weighing on him when he looks at it.......

also yeah he would take one look at a raticate (0.7m and 18.5kg) and pass out immediately

if i was a popular minecraft youtuber id just tweet "hey guys stop drawing shipping fanart of me and my friends/coworkers, i only fucked one of them and seeing me paired with anyone else is kinda weird and crosses my boundaries" and then i'd turn my phone off

I did not know today was National Sandwich Day but I had a compulsion to make bread yesterday night.

Some prophecy level bs right here

i was trying to make my friend a bday cake but the dye on the decorative icing started leaking and dripping everywhere so it accidentally became the most ominous and violent looking baked good ive ever seen…… i slapped on some sprinkles to try and make it less threatening looking. it worked a little bit.