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My mother says that fanfiction doesn’t count as reading because “it isn’t nearly as good as the stuff that’s published. You’re not going to find something online that will win a Booker Prize.” Please reblog if you count fan fiction as reading, or if the fanfiction you’ve read is equally as good as published novels. I want to see the figures.

happy birthday adam parrish!!!

wish it would’ve gone like this instead tbh

Yknow, it's mighty convenient that the Round Table already had the precise number of chairs they needed in "The Coming of Arthur".

Like, imagine if they show up at the Castle of Ancient Kings and Arthur's prepared his fancy pre-battle speech about equality, but there's only 8 chairs and 9 people. What are you gonna do, make Percival stand? Tell Leon to squat down so it looks like he's sitting in a chair? Let Merlin sit on the the table? Have Lancelot sit in Elyan's lap? Watch Gwaine dangle from the chandelier? Ask Gwen to sit on the floor? Play musical chairs and the one who loses doesn't get to be knighted?

THIS

writing fanfiction is just. i’m being so creative and original. i’m plagiarizing everyone by accident. i’m a genius. i’m cringe. i’m too angsty. i’m too cheesy. this is not in character. it doesn’t matter that it’s not in character because these are my characters now. i love my hobby. this is the worst possible use of my time. i’m seeking validation. i’m projecting my own personal problems onto this story and i’m barely hiding it. i know so many words and i’m using all of them wrong. im on tumblr posting about it instead of writing it.

Wait, wait, wait, Merlin AU where instead of coming up with disguises as Dragoon and Dolma, Merlin and Gauis just pretend there's this magical spirit called Emrys who helps out. Because like Emrys is basically magic incarnate, right? so it could be easy to bs the idea that magic incarnate has no physical form.

Anyway, so now whenever magic help is needed they're like ah get Emrys but thing is Emrys needs a host to help out on the mortal plane or some bs like that and he always possesses Merlin. Thus allowing Merlin to help out without Arthur realising Merlin is helping out.

Plus then if they ever run into the druids and they're like "yo Emrys we love you" to Merlin, he can just be like "oh yeah he possessed me and dragged me out here the other day, they think I'm him oops".

Also if they're ever in a pinch then Merlin can just use magic and be like "ah looks like Emrys was around then".

Plus instead of the tavern excuse, it upgrades to the Emrys possessed him excuse whenever Merlin's off doing something.

Eventually it reaches a point where 'Emrys' has just saved them all and Arthur has completely had it with this magic spirit that keeps stalking him, possessing his manservant and dragging his manservant off into dangerous situations so instead of thanking him he just stands there yelling for ten minutes and Merlin is just trying to keep a straight face the entire time.

me internally every time I come up with a head cannon or pERFECT IDEA for a fanfic and then I cri

If you can’t find the perfect fanfiction to read, then write it!!

Is what I said but I can’t write to save my life so I guess I’m screwed.

me, at 4am realizing how in love I am with this man

I am literally in love with him, this ain't a joke 😌💞✨🌺💫🦋

because these bois are hilarious

this is just a perfect portrayal of them

Lancelot, raising his voice slightly so he can speak to Gwaine at the other end of the grocery store aisle: Do you want any chips?

Gwaine, screaming at full volume: I’M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR DORITOS

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.