Fuck It *becomes A Mushroom*

oh my god, let me be gay in peace

Sometimes I imagine foetus dan meeting phil for the first time and falling in love almost immediately but being really scared about it but it’s okay bc phil is patient and kind and understands him better than he knows himself

Then I imagine foetus phil meeting this boy that he has an overwhelming need to love and protect and for the first time ever someone fully understands Phil and his quirks and he makes him feel so accepted and confident and strong

Then I remember that this actually happened, these boys are real and gay and in love I’m gonna fucking throw myself out of a window now

“Are you disappointed that it’s me?”

“No.”

- Love, Simon.

“fuck you my child is completely fine”

your child wants to run into the woods and find and abandoned mossy castle with a marvelous library and cats crawling around the corners where they can live there life without society’s influence

dark academia on a budget

(because not only rich people can be dark academics)

-thrifting with friends for old sweaters that someone’s grandfather must have worn

-getting second (or third or fourth) hand books and reading the notes that other people left in them

-making sure everything is tidy and clean, no matter what

-adopting a minimalist aesthetic

-or making your own decorations (which then makes you better at lettering and art)

-sitting in a local cafe and buying the cheapest thing so that you can study there (and making sure that you tip as much as you can)

-reading poetry online, printing your favorites, and posting them on your walls

-taking as much of your family’s clothing that they’ll let you have

-rotating the same few shirts, pants, and shoes without anyone noticing

-a lack of jewelry (because there are more important things)

-sitting outside at a park to read or write

-looking outside windows on public transport while listening to somber music

why does nobody ever talk about these heart eyes? (x)

i’m a good person i don’t deserve to be mistaken for a heterosexual

it’s just interesting how dan and phil’s life seems so perfectly structured. dan was just a fan of phil and somehow got noticed by him and something about dan caught phil’s attention .. like .. what got dan noticed but they become internet friends. it’s so surreal how they were able to stay close after two years because internet friends are great but normally don’t last as long. they could’ve easily broken off that friendship because it was too difficult to maintain, but did they? no. over the course of these two years i swear dan like.. almost lives in phil’s house. nothing can keep them apart. we see the continuation of phil is not on fire and in some video dan comments on how phil has his own flat so he can take his stuff from the lester’s house to phil’s flat. also the fact that phil encourages dan to start a youtube channel and dan sticks with it ? then??!! dan goes to manchester university and later moves in with phil and they’re both youtubers but dans in school n stuff. dan drops out of uni to pursue this youtube thing that he doesn’t even know will work and will supply him a steady income and then?? bbc christmas special to an opportunity to have a radio show in london with bbc radio 1. they pick up and move again and this time they go to london and the next five years are wild. they reach what i believe is the peak of their careers while simultaneously SOMEHOW becoming closer friends because they couldn’t be closer?? they write a book together commemorating their lives and then they write a stage show to be performed around the world and sold out at various locations. then they write ANOTHER book commemorating their tour which perfectly incapsulated who they are. they take a few months off and suddenly they’re moving again into another flat together. looking back, they’ve done so much together and somehow, two lives became one.

sapphics only have four moods:

1.) wnat wife

2.) complete fucking breakdown

3.) ???

4.) bread