I’m A Good Person I Don’t Deserve To Be Mistaken For A Heterosexual

Look at you strawberry bitch, living in a ditch

This is the definition of Trick Tuesday!

Is it to much to ask to be a captain of a ship during pirate times?

Me, my wife and crew could sail the sea, enjoying ourselves and In good ol pirate fashion blow some shit up and rob something.

The crew wouldn't care that we are two girls because we would have earned their respect. (And they don't want to be thrown overboard)

Like that's all I want

stumbling into the door after their 5th muse concert

heads fuzzy with the overly sweet hard ciders that they had throughout the night

ten years later, it still feels fresh

the same lyrics drunkenly screamed at the show, from the same teen who he brought nearly a decade ago

he has grown. physically. mentally. emotionally. they both have

but his brown eyes shine just as bright when he watches his idol on stage as they did all those years ago

they’re older now, muse isn’t a common topic they talk about now, like they had during skype days

but his heart still grows when he hears the love of his life screams along lyrics from songs he loves

they’ll always have Muse

Happy One Year Anniversary, “Love, Simon” (Released March 16th 2018)

the earth's crispy crust allows we humans to trot our tender little hooves all over it without being scorched by magma

how did we all just casually listen to Take Me To Church on the radio in 2014??

you’re telling me we really heard lyrics like “there is no sweeter innocence than our gentle sin” and “if i’m a pagan of the good times, my lover’s the sunlight” and didn’t go absolutely buck wild???

a year without uploading he comes back with a bOMB

I shouldn’t be scared of dying at a desk with a bullet in my brain

i want to dance in our kitchen listening to good old fashioned lover boy by queen and then we will have peaked wlw/mlm solidarity