If You Tell Them What They Want To Hear, They’ll Stop Asking.

i want to be this person when i become a history teacher

i LOVE how unapologetically eccentric academics are they’re just on another level all the time... the head of my university’s history department ends every one of her emails with her ‘potato quote of the week’. i want to have that energy <3

I’m not sure how I feel about this information.

i am currently very devastated thinking about phil being the big spoon :(

the word preperations did make me think of wedding preperations... but then again, him preparing his project™ would be great too. it's a win either way. :)

listen. who says preparations when not referring to a wedding AND precedes it by mentioning homosexuality. I'm clowning like an idiot but LISTEN-

y'all people who hate beige/brown and think it's boring have no love for the humble dirt

i want to have a porch with a swing and candles and lanterns. there will be hanging plants and there will be lightning bugs. it’ll be late august before i work at a high school in a small town somewhere in the north east. i’ll be happy and listening to the sound of bugs. idk if anyone will be there with me but that’s okay.

we’re all alive. it’s one in the morning, she is in her bed right now on her phone laughing at something while i’m here laughing at the same thing. human connection is crazy and it makes no sense, but hell it exists, we exist and that’s lovely.

i want to dance in our kitchen listening to good old fashioned lover boy by queen and then we will have peaked wlw/mlm solidarity

they look so friendly

How come I was today years old when I learned that eels had a larval stage and it looks like this-

WAT.

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