Mama Fury On Waking Up The Avengers.

"Anna, I love you…but the last thing I could handle is a drunk version of you. Just…think it through for a moment! I’d need the entire upcoming year just to prepare for the first time you had liquor of any kind…”

"…and I do not trust Kristoff. If that point wasn’t made clear. Not a single bit.”

My darling girl, when are you going to understand that being normal is not necessarily a virtue? It rather denotes a lack of courage.

Practical Magic (via perfectquote)

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deleted script from City on the Edge of Forever (1967).

it's because you're a slutty little candy man with poor circulation. try getting a heat lamp?

who the fuck just called me a slutty little candy man

"Science literacy empowers you to know when someone else is full of shit." ― Astrophysicist Neil DeGrasse Tyson

Period Cycle

1 week before Body: hey so you're bout to get your period so imma send you some mild cramps as a reminder. Me: okay thanks for the update. 3 days before Body: *cramps get stronger* Hey..this is just another reminder that the time is near. Me: *screams* Day of Body: Sending in missiles of mass destruction in 3...2...1... Me: *battle cry* BRING IT, BITCH.

STOP THAT. YOU STOP THAT RIGHT NOW.