Salviao - Sage

Me asking the french person for the time when hey just call me a grain and make a disgusted sound at me

on it boss

post by @theeffens on TikTok

I used to staged fist fights with my friends in 711. We would actually punch each other and then end the fight by making out.

People were always really confused and shocked.

The employees didn't really care we were fighting and would laugh.

Years later some guy started a fight with me at a show and once we were grappling on the floor I instinctively started making out with him.

He immediately got up and left the show. Technically I have won every fight I've ever been in 💪

losing my mind over this a little bit. new type of guy.

comfort sex??? oh god can i not handle pemis why does this seem in character for me is this actually going to happen this is totally how id die and i dont like that why could i not take pemis

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

transition goals

Funguary entry 10 - Pink Waxcap

fine, i can draw a conventionally attractive woman sometimes

@bill-ciphers-nightmare-blog @yrooxrksvigirzmtovwzwwb

Strip that stupid triangle

obligitory xkcd

medieval people wouldn't understand a damn word you said except cat, what, fuck, man etc so yeah any tweet would blow their mind unless you translate it

easily one of my favourite tweets of all time

tomodachi life is crazy, like. Mettaton EX in a loving relationship with Azula? Sure. God being besties with Uncle Iroh? Hell yeah. SCP-173 getting in a fight with some random old chinese lady? Absolutely

But an islander liking celery? You'll have a better chance with white bread.