Medieval People Wouldn't Understand A Damn Word You Said Except Cat, What, Fuck, Man Etc So Yeah Any

forcing my transfem puppygirl to shower but rewarding her by letting her see my soapy boobs.

BALALEY‼️‼️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯💯

Throw you in the air and scream balaley? No, I wanna kill you.

Has anyone done this yet.

he's traumatized.

New D&D idea. make a character based off the meaning of your name.

If your name is Alexander Smith? You're now a defender of metalworkers. Alexander (Man's defender, warrior) Smith (Metalworker)

Your name's Marcus Jones? You're devoted to the war God's grace. Marcus (Dedicated to Mars, warlike) Jones (God's grace)

Ayla Cruse? Moon's bold halo/light. Ayla (Moonlight, or halo around the moon) Cruse (bold, fierce)

You can make it even more spicy putting your middle name into it. Depending on how long your name is, you'll go from a fairly blank slate to a character with premade lore. You might even try going for the more spicy or funny of the many meanings your name may have.

Even if you don't do it with D&D, it's just a fun little game to see who's got the best name meaning.

genuinely fucked up that if i want to interact with someone online i have to say words and have a conversation instead of just mashing my face against them like a cat

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

Hello please reblog this if you’re okay with people sending you random asks to get to know you better

Prince Vegeta meets his little brother

a little au where the saiyans don't put their newborns in nursery capsules and let them live as regular babies.

reference to this dungeon meshi extra

??? this 20yo beefing with the kid half his age