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tiktoks with vine energy pt. 2

I've been indecisive literally before I was even born. Turned around twice in the womb (if I hadnt done it again then I'd have been able to slay Macbeth) days before my due date and now it takes me 20 minutes to decide literally anything.

It's literally written into my DNA.

it's so weird to me that everyone on this website is a human person outside of their weird internet niche so rb this with a random bit of your lore

I am salviao, God of the world of the UK

I am Arran, god of the most important thing

EDIT: if y'all don’t wanna use your name use your username

“Lawsuit?!?!! HAH HAH HAH…You’re soooo funny King Kai!!! How can a rulebook wear a suit?”

“I WAS BEING SERIOUS GOKU!!! I’m SUING YOU FOR DAMAGES TO MY WORLD!!!!”

“…Uh Who’s Sue? I already have a wife King Kai?”

chapter 3 probably

BALALEY‼️‼️‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯💯

Throw you in the air and scream balaley? No, I wanna kill you.

why is my tumblr feed so relatable wtf

How many gifted young "boys" turned out to be puppy girls who don't want to be valued for their intelligence at all anymore? Cause I know it's not just me

i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"

obligitory xkcd