I Am Salviao, God Of The World Of The UK

Metal wunk solid

Some man tried to sell me a coffin, a gravestone, and a funeral service.

I said those are the last things I need.

chidí naaʼnaʼí beeʼeldǫǫh bikááʼ dah naaznilígíí

can we melt into eachother and dissolve bro

you're hydrated voiceless rectal trill

The shapes are on Instagram I am in a prison of my own making

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

a mix of 75% potassium nitrate to 10% sulfur and 15% charcoal and a tiny bit of sugar makes gunpowder.

the recipe is lenient so you don't have to be exact.

goodnight mrs missile (i transed your heat seeking missile)

Is it the trans girl curse that we're all so eepy all the time?

chapter 3 probably

5th one is so rengoku core

edit: upon further inspection, that was rengoku. i'm an idiot.

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