Someone Datamined New Mirage Voicelines For The New Event, AND YOU MUST HEAR THEM!!

When you can’t kill 1 survivor all game so your Homies try to cheer you up.

Mason: I’ve got a headache and Google says that I’m going to die.

Woods: Why is Google sending you death threats for having a headache?

I see myself as that dude who is tough but in reality i'm the one who sits in the corner crying all because i learned oreo's were an off brand

Frank at some point in some info meeting 

Glaz swearing in Russian is my aesthetic.

a small note for those who have no idea what he is saying: “grenade, fuck! grenade! motherfuck!”

блять (blyat’) - fuck ёб твою мать (yob tvoyu mat’) - literally it does mean “fuck your mother”, but we use it figuratively when we are frustrated or angry, because things just went south.

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One of my favorite things about Destiny 2 is how everything just went to absolute shit the moment the Speaker died.

Like Osiris’ useless twink ass nearly gets the universe destroyed because he just has to spend fifteen minutes getting Starbucks while the Guardian fights Panoptes. Rasputin gets riled up and takes over every warsat in the system while Ana’s useless lesbian ass insists that he’s a good guy now. The Guardians are risking life and limb for some Cabal dude they met yesterday because he offered them a shiny new set of armor, Cayde was murdered by a Hot Topic employee and there’s some gamble guy is screaming shit like “EMBRACE THE DARKNESS.” at Guardians as they beat eachother up for loot. Zavala’s probably an alcoholic now.

This is what happens when you kill off the only mom friend.

the button

marlon:FRENCH TOAST DONT PUSH THE BUTTON IT WILL KILL EVERYTHING

me:*pushes button*

marlon:YOU DOOMED USE ALL-

*everyone and every single thing dies*

i swear

i smell gay 

Mason: [slides $10 to a bartender] I'll have the usual.

Bartender: [gives him a hug]

yes I’m using this old meme