When You Can’t Kill 1 Survivor All Game So Your Homies Try To Cheer You Up.

-Bell and Adler arguing-

Adler:what? Are you going to grow a whole mold farm on ur ass cheeks or something?

Bell:YES!

Adler: ....Bell, please don't grow a mold farm on ur ass cheek

thank you, tumblr, for enabling mine and @skeleton-shit‘s thirst FINALLY

Dear NRS:

Sincerely, 

Ermac & Kenshi fans.

Castle: What’s with the napkin on the glass door?

Ash: Jordan keeps walking into the door, so I thought this would help.

Thermite, entering the room: Oh, cool! A floating napk-

Thermite: [walks into the glass door]

I just want to know how many times Orion has done this because I don’t think it’s his first time (nor D16’s in trying to defuse the situation) 😂

Woods with a water gun spraying the melted cutting board: We gotta cool this bitch down. This is why we don’t put plastic in the oven, bell.

Bell laughing trying to hide embarrassment: I-I’m sorry.

Park: So you put the cutting board in the oven?

Adler: You fucking dumbass! Oh my god! We we’re just trying to make fucking chicken Alfredo! So you fucking melt the cutting board in the oven?! At 400 fucking degrees?!

Us bitches bullying Mirage: ha ha look at the little cowboy man do u like pumdkins little cowboy man?

Mirage who is just really excited about his great cowboy costume that he made:

licc