(Website Link) Simon: What’s up guys? I’m back. Jace: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I literally saw you die. Simon: Death is a social construct. Magnus: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running? Alec: Oh, I’m always running Alec: The question is from what Clary: Jace and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us Simon: *Sighing* What did Jace do? Clary: He chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and... Jace: Who wants a steering wheel? *The squad right before Alec's wedding* Magnus: Well I have to go, I have a wedding to attend. Issy: Wait... Oh! I have a wedding to attend too! Clary: Oh, I have a wedding to attend as well Simon: I THINK WE ALL HAVE WEDDINGS TO ATTEND Jace, panicked: I THINK I HAVE A WEDDING TO OFFICIATE Clary: Can you keep a secret? Alec: Do you know anything about my life? Clary: No I do not. Good point. Alec: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much. Magnus: Oh, you’ve been? Alec: Once. In Monopoly. Jace: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Alec? Alec: … No. Issy: I do! Jace: I know, Issy. Issy: I’m sad! Jace: I know, Issy. Simon: You saved me. I owe you my life. Raphael: No thanks. I’ve seen it and I’m not very impressed. Clary: Alec isn’t answering their phone Magnus: I’ll call Simon: Clary and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi- Alec: Hello? I had to change the names around for them to make sense so many times lmao
Completely random, and for context I'm currently sick with something
But don't y'all just hate it when you cough up a sneeze?
Like everyone has their own type of sneeze, small sneezes, dad sneezes, silent sneezes, but like ever had "cough a sneeze" type sneeze?
It lowkey hurts 🤧
Also I've been doing this type of plan for a story and creating a world, would anybody be interested in having a look at what I've done so far?
(since I haven't posted in a few days, thought that might be something I could post about for a bit if anyone was interested)
Great minds think alike
(I sent this to my friend 1:19am AEST after thirsting over Hugh Jackman lmao, it's currently 8:53pm)
i need a buzzfeed interview with hugh jackman and ryan reynolds reading thirst tweets NOWWW
honestly i dont need therapy i need a machine to go into my body and manually stretch all my muscles and crack all my joints and then i need the machine to go into my brain and deep clean it with soapy hot water
oh 100% he was, I mean that was 100% a date for them all, just like the breaking into the high school quest lol
This moment to me was the nail in the coffin of "Peter is dating both of them" :D
Characters that usually have their hair spiked/styled up will always look amazing with it down
Hairo needs attention too!! + What happened with him earlier :"))
Currently me after finishing the Anime 🥲
made this hope this is a safe space
nah but he looks like he's introducing his boyfriend, and Logan is just giving Wade massive heart eyes through the entire interaction
Wade’s nervousness of introducing Logan, the reassuring look Logan gives him, Logan’s soft smiles at Wade
So I was thinking, how many generations would it take for a Muggle-born's bloodline to become pureblood?
Take the Potter's for example (Lily, James, Harry, etc) We know that Harry is Half-Blood due to lily being Muggle-born and James being Pure-Blood, would Harry and Ginny's Children be Pure-Blood, or would they be Half-Blood? And if they are half-blood, how many more generations of Magic-borns would it take for Lily's Bloodline to become Pure-Bloods? (Hypothetically if there just so happened to be no muggle-borns married into the family)
Names after your Father and Godfather, Very good choices, would also cause Mcgonagall grief in having not one, but two Marauders back at Hogwarts in one body. 10/10
Named after the guy who had you raised for slaughter, and the other guy who was obsessed with your mother and bullied you and your friends to the point that he was the biggest fear of the friend who KILLED THE SNAKE. -100/10
Named after your mother and a friend. Harry got to name 2/3 children, let Ginny name 1 at least, also I think Mcgonagall deserved a child named since out of Her, Snape, and Dumbledore, she was the only one who really gave a sh*t about the student's safety. 6/10