This Is My Fav Type Of Post

the bros and i were playing our favorite game "say something beautiful" and it was going great until chadney accidentally described the face of god in perfect glorious detail and all of us were killed by exposure to holy radiance in our brains as we imagined it

i'm my mothers' daughter and my fathers' son what's not clicking.

Today I had to return an Amazon package at a Whole Foods, and at the krustomer service kounter there was a sign that said ‘free sample’ and a whole Oreo on a ripped piece of paper towel. So while the lady manning the counter was talking to someone else I ate it. And then she took my package and scanned my little code, and said I was good to go. But when I was walking away still chewing I heard her go ‘where’s my cookie?’ So I just walked away faster

do you ever become obsessed with a character and you just go "of fucking course its that one" at yourself because you are so incredibly predictable

happy fingers in his ass sunday, it was an honor serving you all 

being meguca is ____